"[Walks in to SEC agents waiting in his office] I guess you're not here to open an IRA..."

"Kid, you're on a roll. Enjoy it while it lasts, because it never does."

"The problem with money, Bud—it makes you do things you don't want to do."

"Lunch? Aw, you gotta be kidding. Lunch is for wimps."

"The most valuable commodity I know of . . . is information."

"The public's out there throwing darts at a board, sport. I don't throw darts at a board – I bet on sure things."

"What's worth doing is worth doing for money."

"[Pointing to a homeless man and a businessman standing on a street corner] You gonna tell me the difference between t…"

"When I get a hold of the son of a bitch who leaked this, I'm gonna tear his eyeballs out and I'm gonna suck his fucki…"

"There's no nobility in poverty."