"[Walks in to SEC agents waiting in his office] I guess you're not here to open an IRA..."

"Kid, you're on a roll. Enjoy it while it lasts, because it never does."

"Lunch? Aw, you gotta be kidding. Lunch is for wimps."

"The most valuable commodity I know of . . . is information."

"The public's out there throwing darts at a board, sport. I don't throw darts at a board – I bet on sure things."

"What's worth doing is worth doing for money."

"[Pointing to a homeless man and a businessman standing on a street corner] You gonna tell me the difference between t…"

"When I get a hold of the son of a bitch who leaked this, I'm gonna tear his eyeballs out and I'm gonna suck his fucki…"

"Ever wonder why fund managers can't beat the S&P 500? 'Cause they're sheep, and sheep get slaughtered. I been in the …"

"There's no nobility in poverty."