"There isn't a more profitable undertaking for any country than to declare war on the United States and to be defeated."

"Remember, men. There is nothing wrong with surrendering to overwhelming powers, as long as it is done in a military m…"

"The Hilarious Story of How the Duchy of Grand Fenwick Waged War on the U.S. - and Won"

"The New Screen Scream!"

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"Jean Seberg — Helen Kokintz"

"William Hartnell — Will Buckley"

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"Well, remember me sometimes. I shall always remember you. "Haec olim meminisse iuvabit." I need not translate it for …"

"[dying words] I thought I heard you saying it was a pity... pity I never had any children. But you're wrong. I have. …"