"We're like the only place that New Jersey looks down on."

"Oh I trained her in the car. She's not going to break."

"You're going to make me babysit your kids?! I'm on drugs."

"If you have money, why would you ever live in Staten Island?"

"I just thought she looked really good in those pants. Thought that was a nice thing to say, I didn't know I'd get MeT…"

"I regret my friendship with you guys."

"Thanks for the sex. It was wonderful until you started talking."

"You look a little like Antonio Banderas, if I squint my eyes a bit."

"Your dad was a hero, and heroes are necessary, and they should be allowed to have families."

"When we go out in public, people look at me like I'm kidnapped."