"Patrick Swayze as Pecos Bill"

"Jared Harris as Head Thug Pug"

"Catherine O'Hara as Calamitty Jane"

"There's this man named Bell. He's claiming that people can be hundreds of miles away and hold a conversation like the…"

"Seems like fishing's the only time me and pa actually get along."

"Kind of makes it all worthwhile, don't it?"

"[referring to Babe] Is that ox really blue?"

"You sure do know a lot for a half-growed piglet, so how’s this for plain English: stay away from the horse or he'll k…"

"[surrounded by thugs] Howdy. [a thug punches him]"

"Widowmaker's kind of particular of folks taking liberties with him. Matter of fact, last man who tried that… Widowmak…"