"[commenting on Jonathan's craziness] They should make pills for this."

"[Lying on the grass with Jonathan, outside Sara's house] Maybe we're lying here because you don't wanna be standing s…"

"Contrary to popular New York myth the Times is not omniscient."

"{obituary for Jonathan} Johnathan Trager, prominent television producer for ESPN, died last night from complications …"

"You know the Greeks didn't write obituaries. They only asked one question after a man died: "Did he have passion?"."

"You know who plays golf? Guys who are too fat to play tennis, like this guy."

"Destiny ... With A Sense Of Humor."

"Can Once In A Lifetime Happen Twice?"

"Sometimes True Love Can Have More Than One Face"

"[commenting on Sara's craziness] They should make pills for this."