"Robert Pine and Teresa Press-Marx - Bob and Marianne Taylor"

"Jack Scalia - Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security Charles "Charlie" Keefe"

"Colby Donaldson - Head Secret Service Agent"

"Sometimes bad things happen to good people."

"Pretty clear thinking given the circumstances. Wait, let me guess, some stress management courses? They're really pay…"

"I never lied to you, Leese. You know why? 'Cause it doesn't serve me."

"Lisa, whatever female-driven, emotion-based dilemma you may be dealing with right now, you have my sympathy. But for …"

"Where's your male-driven fact-based logic now Jack?"

"Not in my house!"

"Rachel McAdams - Lisa Reisert"