"Your heart knows the truth, Delysia. Trust it, for life is short."

"Phil's a theatre producer! Well, his father is. Phil's got his first show on at the Ambassador, and I've got the lead…"

"Men are so untrusting. I can't think why"

"[After Guinevere confesses her 'pretending'] Guinevere, Sarah Grubb is not going to judge anybody for 'pretending'."

"One picks up a few tricks in prison, breaking and entering being one of them."

"Frances McDormand - Guinevere Pettigrew"

"Amy Adams - Delysia Lafosse"

"Tom Payne - Phil Goldman"

"Lee Pace - Michael Pardew"

"Shirley Henderson - Edythe Dubarry"