"Check it if you don't believe me."

"I really hope you have a search warrant. According to a constitutional law book that I read in the library, if you do…"

"But don't people need good cars? Can't you sell good cars, Dad?"

"Just kidding."

"For what, Miss Trunchbull?"

"You're very brave, Miss Honey."

"[Harry: Young lady, where were you?] Miss Trunchbull kept the whole school late because a boy ate some chocolate cake."

"I did not glue my hat to my head! The hat shrunk! The fibers fused to my hair!"

"The library? You've never set foot in a library. You're only four years old."

"No more Ms. Nice Girl."