"This gardener's rule applies to youth and age, When young sow wild oats, but when old grow sage."

"Life's too short for chess."

"Love levels all,—it elevates the clown, And often brings the fattest people down."

"The least drop in the world I do not mind: "Cognac"'s a noun I never yet declin'd."

"My dog, who picks up everything one teaches, Has got "three heads," like Mr. Gladstone's speeches, But, as might natu…"

"I never really had any aspirations to be an actor when I was young. I wanted to play the piano in a bar, to be the ol…"

"If I do decide one day to stop acting, I just hate the idea of people going: 'Oh, did you ever do anything else besid…"

"I don't really know how to act, I kind of wanted to somehow make it real, and one of the ways I've always thought mak…"

""Lest that by any means When I have preached to others I myself Should be a castaway." If some one now Would take tha…"

"In the days of my early acquaintance with Henley, some fourteen or fifteen years ago, I could never look at him witho…"