"Never send a boy to do a woman's job."

"Never fear, I is here."

"There is no right or wrong, just fun and boring."

"God wouldn't be up this late."

"You wanted to know who I am, Zero Cool? Well, let me explain the New World Order. Governments and corporations need p…"

"Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them."

"FYI man, alright. You could sit at home, and do like absolutely nothing, and your name goes through like 17 computers…"

"Look at that pooper. Spandex; it's a privilege, not a right!"

"Listen, we got a higher purpose here, alright? A wakeup call for the Nintendo Generation. We demand free access to da…"

"Mess with the best, die like the rest. Hlo"