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April 10, 2026
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"Aaron W Reed as Dude (as Aaron Reed)"
"Anabel Graetz as Cat Lady Phyllis"
"Channing Tatum as Revenjamin Buttons"
"Hey everyone, Dan here, from the diamond minecart and today, I will be having a poo!"
"Camille Kostek as Bombshell"
"Naheem Garcia as Convenience Store Owner Joe"
"Taika Waititi as Antwan"
"[Daily routine coffee order] Medium coffee, cream, two sugars."
"I was trying to steal a video clip, now we're trying not to die."
"Here's to Lazarbeam He's true blue he's a piss pot through and through"
"Joe Keery as Keys"
"Britne Oldford as Barista"
"Mike Devine as Officer Johnny"
"Vernon Scott as Bank Manager"
"Code: It's not just zeros and ones, it's hidden messages. I like to think of myself actually as not a code writer, but an author. I just use zeros and ones instead of words."
"Utkarsh Ambudkar as Mouser"
"[Upon learning the true nature of his reality] IT'S ALL A LIE!"
"Life doesn't have to be something that just happens to us."
"Catchphrase!"
"[On being told Guy is a non-playable character] I don't care if he's Arnold Schwarz-invader! Terminate him!"
"Word of advice: don't crib your jokes from the trolls of Free City."
"[Repeated line] Has anyone seen my cats?"
"Lil Rel Howery as Buddy"
"[Watches Guy use the Captain America shield] What the shit?"
"Jodie Comer as Millie / Molotovgirl"
"Ryan Reynolds as Guy"
"[Repeated line] Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday."
"Mark Lainer as Hostage"
"Mom! Do not touch that sock! I swear to God if you touch that sock you will be in therapy for the rest of your life! No! It's my special sock! Put it down!"
"Sophie Levy as Big City Dreamer"
"I love you, Millie. Now maybe that's just my programming talking, but guess what? Somebody wrote that program. I'm just a love letter to you. Somewhere out there is the author."
"[Talking to Guy at his lowest] Hey, I'm here with my best friend, trying to help him through a tough time. If that ain't real, I don't know what is."
"Don't have a good day, have a great day."
"[Repeated line whenever the bank is being robbed] Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon."
"[He touches a health icon and it surges through his body, healing all injuries] Is this what recreational drugs feel like?"
"That building, that's fake! This street, it's fake! That car- [Gets rammed from behind and then bounced off a taxi]"
"[In a montage parodying his daily routine that has him greeting his goldfish every morning] Good morning, Goldie. good morning, Goldie. Good fuckin' morning, Goldie!"
"[In the midst of fighting an enemy, Guy accidentally breaks the guy's arm at the joint and is genuinely freaked out] Oh, my God! I am so, so sorry!"
"He hits hard. And yet his hands are so soft."
"[About to be deleted] I've been scared my whole damn life. I'm not scared anymore."
"If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I know that you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, why would I make another restaurant called, uh, I don't know, "Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?"
"IPs and sequels; that is the thing that people want."
"There are three things I love in life: Kicking ass, TBD, Third thing here"
"[Upon greeting Buddy] FRIENDLY GESTURE."
"Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet on here is a sociopathic man-child."
"[Repeated line] Wow, life in the big city! Ain't nothing like it!"
"Looks like rain!"
"I have three words for you; blue. Shirt. Guy."
"Everybody down on the ground !"
"Ric Plamenco as Ice Cream Vendor"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.