"Well if the League of Robots isn't real, how come I had a whole sticker-book of 'em when I was younger? Answer that w…"

"[Standing on platform in space in front of the anomaly; quietly] Bender to Crew, I have reached the Gateway to anothe…"

"I brought you a cabbage to snack on. Humans like cabbages, right?"

"Weren't you already pope of somethin'?"

"If robots can't go to heaven, heaven can come to us!"

"Bender knows love, and love doesn't share itself with the world. Love is suspicious, love is needy. Love is fearful, …"

"This isn't heaven! It just looks exactly like it and makes us immortal! Which I find suspicious."

"Professor Farnsworth: Less invasions, more equations!"

"Destructor: Did you know their hair just keeps growing and growing? MY LEG FEELS FUNNY!"

"Hedonism Bot: It seems Bender hates humans the way I hate having my nipples polished with industrial sand paper."