"We came to Redbud filled with hopes and dreams of a better life. And basically, we've seen those hopes and dreams cru…"

"Call me Mr. Lamb Fries!"

"You don't know a damn thing about writing! You're a goddamn schoolteacher, not an editor!"

"As a novelist, I turned out to be a pretty good sportswriter."

"Being a fake is what I do best."

"When they say hardwood floors, what they really mean is hard, wood floors."

"What's going on, Andy...? You're sinking into a pit of self-pity, defeatism, and alcohol... and you're enjoying it!"

"Remember, Mrs. Farmer. Whenever you buy a house, whatever's in the ground belongs to you - whether it's gold or oil..…"

"Crocker: [reacting to Andy's anger about them, the movers, being late] You slept on the floor huh? We slept outside w…"

"Cue the deer."