"[the King has caught the Fool hiding in the Queen's dress] Hi Milord! Remember when you said if I was ever in town, I should look up your wife?"
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Anthology filmsFilms based on non-fiction booksFilms directed by Woody AllenScreenplays by Woody AllenSex comedy films
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