"Jason, I want to fuck. For the first time in 40 years, I'm single, and I want to fuck. I want to fuck until my dick f…"

"Party till you're pregnant!"

"The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather is a hot college girl who wants to have unprotected sex with hi…"

"He looks like Abercrombie fucked Fitch."

"You're just a dirty, dirty grandpa, and I'm just a girl from Long Island City who likes to fuck old people."

"Naughty is relative."

"Lose your way. Find your manhood."

"What did you learn from your grandparents?"

"Robert De Niro — Dick Kelly"

"Zac Efron — Jason"