"Jason, I want to fuck. For the first time in 40 years, I'm single, and I want to fuck. I want to fuck until my dick falls off. I want to fuck a horse, and I want to drink its blood. I was faithful to your grandmother every day for 40 years, even through the menopause, even through the cancer. She was the love of my life, I'll miss her every goddamn day, but she told me on her death bed, you get back out there again. I haven't had sex in 15 years Jason, and I want to fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck."

"Julianne Hough — Meredith"

"Robert De Niro — Dick Kelly"

"We are the heart, and the soul. Without the percussion section, the band doesn’t move, doesn’t come alive. We are the pulse. And without a pulse, you’re dead. That’s why we’re the most important section of this band."

"You're the best, Devon! But when we're on the field, nobody hears you! They hear the band."

"Angela E. Gibbs - Dorothy Miles"

"Afemo Omilami - President Wagner"

"Von Coulter - Ray Miles"

"GQ - Jayson Flore"

"Nick Cannon - Devon Miles"

"Zoe Saldana - Laila"

"J. Anthony Brown - Mr. Wade"

"People say that the band is just a reflection of its director."

"Orlando Jones - Dr. James Lee"

"Leonard Roberts - Sean Taylor"

"We're gonna try something a little different this year. A little of my old school... with a little of your new. Honoring the past, and present at the same time. That's what our new direction is all about... bridging the gap. Our new piece for the B.E.T. Big Southern Classic... was arranged by two of your very own... [looks at Devon and Sean] Mr. Devon Miles, and Mr. Sean Taylor. [band cheers] This piece is very complicated, and is not half as complicated as the formations are gonna be. We don't have any time to waste here people, so as you would say... let's get crunk."

"The radio is off now. It’s time for some real music."

"Candace Carey - Diedre"

"Brandon Hirsch - Buck Wild"

"Half time is game time."

"Brian Geraghty — Ken Evans"

"Nadine Velaquez — Katerina "Trina" Marquez"

"[addressing a prison counseling group] That was it. I was finished. I was done. It was as if I had reached my lifelong limit of lies. I could not tell one more lie. And maybe I'm a sucker. Because if I had told just one more lie, I could've walked away from all that mess and kept my wings, kept my false sense of pride. And more importantly, I could've avoided being locked up in here with all you nice folks for the last thirteen months. But I'm here. And I'll be here for at least the next four or five years. And that's fair. I betrayed the public trust. I did. That's how the judge explained it to me. I had betrayed the public trust. The FAA, they took away my pilot's license. And that's fair. My chances of ever flying again are slim to none. And I accept that. I've had a lot of time to think about it, all of it. I've been doing some writing. I wrote letters to each of the families that had lost loved ones. Some of them were able to hear my apology. Some of them never will. I also apologized to all the people that tried to help me along the way, but I couldn't or wouldn't listen. People like my wife, you know. My ex-wife and, uh, my son. And again, like I said, you know, some of them will never forgive me. Some of them will. But at least I'm sober. I thank God for that. I'm grateful for that. And this is gonna sound real stupid coming from a man who's locked up in prison, but for the first time in my life, I'm free."

"Bruce Greenwood — Charlie Anderson"

"Plane fell apart at 30,000 feet."

"This thing is so heavy it's killed me."

"Don Cheadle — Hugh Lang"