"[about waiting on his car repairs] Very well. What choice do I have? It is as if you have seized me at the base of my…"

"[about being stranded on Earth] When the High Master hears of this, he will surely cut off my plargh and hand it to me."

"Maintain low tones with me, maintain low tones."

"[to Ronnie] The frightening statistics of young earthlings mangling themselves in internal combustion vehicles on the…"

"[to Connie, after coming back to Earth] It is not every day a father can give the world to his child."

"If, for some reason your life functions ceased, my most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I…"

"You know, Connie, I read in a magazine that you can talk to me about anything."

"[going into labour] My plubar has broken,....the birth spasm has begun."

"Highmaster: Let it be written... are you writing this?"

"Ronnie: [seeing Connie eat] Whoa! My mother is the only one who could take a sandwich like that."