"Power to the people who punish bad cinema!"

"Family is just a dirty word for censorship!"

"Hi. I played you in lots of porno movies. Some Kind of Happiness, I've already shot it. Only it's called Some Kind of…"

"Dear Diary, another day, and it's the same old thing. Every where I go, everything I do just seems to lead to the sam…"

"Porno fans! It's me, Cherish, and I need your hardcore help!"

"Satan says you need more color!"

"I mean, my father is Zozo, the three-headed guard dog at the gates of hell."

"It's goat urine!"

"Theater Marquee: Pauly Shore marathon, 4 comedy classics!!!!"

"The slash and burn of the white-hot metal will brand you forever with the logo of Cecil B. Demented. Wear the privile…"