"Come on, man. I doubt if you'd recognize a hippie. I'm a capitalist, baby. I work for my living, not suck off somebod…"

"[showing Kelly around the party] Observe in yon quiet corner: an island of tranquility in a sea of revelry. The langu…"

"[stumbling upon a couple having sex at his party] Glad to see my audience in such happy dalliance. Pray, let them jou…"

"And you, the infamous Ashley St. Ives, high priestess of carnality, what thou think of our fair minstrels?"

"Ere this night does wane, you will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!"

"For I am Superwoman, and you have spurned her!"

"There's juice freaks, and pill freaks, and then everybody's a freak! What you need is grass or a downer or something."

"You're a groovy boy. I'd like to strap you on sometime."

"Step into my web said the spider, etcetera."

"When does ANY party start? When you get there!"