"One thing that bothers me about TV is the way that teenagers are portrayed. It’s down to the fucking Daily Mail‘s war…"

"I don’t think I could act my way out of a paper bag!"

"Daddy Neptune one day to Freedom did say, If ever I live upon dry land, The spot I should hit on wou'd be little Brit…"

"Then a very great war man, call'd Billy the Norman, Cried "D--n it, I never lik'd my land.""

"The Dons came to plunder the island; But, snug in the hive, the Queen was alive, And "buzz" was the word in the island."

"Longing while living for laurel and bays, Under this willow a poor poet 'lays'; With little to censure, and less to p…"

"Get some practical experience that will help you place in context some of the learning you’ve had and apply it in the…"

"We’ve had to work hard at helping people understand that jobs at McDonald’s are good quality jobs with prospects. Ove…"

"It’s important for businesses to reach out but also for universities to reach into business and really understand wha…"

"What we tend to do is spot trends and then democratise them. An example would be cappuccinos and lattes – we saw thes…"