"[first lines; singing as he pops out of his burrow and blows snow away with a leaf blower] 'Tis the season to be joll…"

"You might wanna stay away from the "s" words until you work through that little spitting problem of yours."

"Don’t you just love the holidays?"

"'Tis the season to get wealthy Moo-la-la-la-la la, greenbacks, cash Money in a shiny bucket I will add it to my growi…"

"[floating on his hover board, notices Wile E. Coyote at the vending machine and speaks into his megaphone] No eating …"

"Mr. Assistant Manager, your boss wants to see your butt this instant! [sees Porky slipping on a skateboard with his r…"

"In case you haven't noticed... I HATE THE HOLIDAYS!"

"I'm not afraid of ghosts. In fact, I'm not afraid of anything. Except perhaps low quarterly profit projections and pe…"

"What is it with you and your daughter? You act like you're her father or something!"

"Who needs a white Christmas when you can have a green one instead?"