"'Tis the season to get wealthy Moo-la-la-la-la la, greenbacks, cash Money in a shiny bucket I will add it to my growing [gets crushed by the slide doors] STASH!"

"You have a firm grasp of guilt Mr. Ghost but you just don't understand the first thing about greed."

"June Foray - Granny as the Ghost of Christmas Past"

"What is it with you and your daughter? You act like you're her father or something!"

"Don’t you just love the holidays?"

"Dee Bradley Baker - Road Runner"

"Jim Cummings - Taz as the Ghost of Christmas Future, Gossamer"

"Billy West - Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd"

"Tara Strong - Priscilla Pig, House Wife"

"Maurice LaMarche - Yosemite Sam as the Ghost of Christmas Present"

"What say we use this time-travel gimmick of yours to hit last night's ninth race at the track? We put a boatload of money on a long shot named Limpin' Larry and walk away rich, huh?"

"Joe Alaskey - Daffy Duck, Sylvester as Sylvester the Investor, Marvin the Martian, Foghorn Leghorn, Pepé Le Pew"

"I'm not afraid of ghosts. In fact, I'm not afraid of anything. Except perhaps low quarterly profit projections and personal intimacy."

"Who needs a white Christmas when you can have a green one instead?"

"Bob Bergen - Porky Pig, Tweety as the Ghost of Christmas Past, Speedy Gonzales"

"[floating on his hover board, notices Wile E. Coyote at the vending machine and speaks into his megaphone] No eating on the job, Coyote. [Wile E gets sucked into the machine. The scene now shifts to Elmer Fudd, who's sleeping on a ladder. Daffy notices this and shouts into his megaphone] WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE, FUDD! [Elmer yells and falls off his ladder]"

"[first lines; singing as he pops out of his burrow and blows snow away with a leaf blower] 'Tis the season to be jolly! Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la! Merry Christmas, everybody! I know rabbits are more associated with Easter, but, me, I'm all about the winter holidays. If you ask me, there's no better time to come out of your own little hole and celebrate the spirit of giving with everybody you see."

"For shame. For shame! Has your holiday spirit flown south for the winter?"

"Mr. Assistant Manager, your boss wants to see your butt this instant! [sees Porky slipping on a skateboard with his rear faced towards him] Be careful what you ask for."

"In case you haven't noticed... I HATE THE HOLIDAYS!"

"You might wanna stay away from the "s" words until you work through that little spitting problem of yours."

"Chick Chandler as Phil Davis"

"Queenie Smith as Mrs. Amendola"

"Tom Drake as Peter 'Pete' Dingle"

"Terry Moore as Rosalinda Amendola"

"Frank Orth as Mr. Frank Dingle"

"Christmas miracles do happen."

"Mama, stop worrying. Nothing can happen to her. She's not alone. She's with a man."

"Jimmy Durante as Mr. Louie Amendola"

"Sara Haden as Mrs. Katie Dingle"

"Jimmy Conlin as Joe Mahoney"

"Clancy Cooper as Police Lt. Saunders"

"[fleeing fire] The polar bear rug with the radio inside! I'll miss the Jimmy Durante show!"

"He's not just squirrelin' around!"

"Candy Candido as Molineri - Florist"