"Come on, let's go find that spider. And let's find your mom to take care of that spider. Honey, we're in the living r…"

"[after electrocuting a spider] Therapy."

"Milt, why don't you cover the living room. [sighs] Chris, why don't you check out back. And uh Lloyd, take the kitche…"

"[hears a spider in the pipes] The itsy-bitsy spider crawled up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spi…"

"[while throwing wine at the spider] Not the Chateau!"

"[hunting the spider] God damn it, where are you?!"

"[after killing a spider] Yeah, that's right, I'm bad!"

"[attacking a large group of spiders] Rock and roll!"

"[discovering Dr. Atherton hanging cocooned and covered in spiders] Oh my god...They got the professor!"

"Respect is fine, but actually I've always wanted to be feared."