"Patrick Fischler - Mandel"

"Let me say first, Carl, that I'm honored you'd choose me out of all the black writers you could go to out of fear of …"

"My life is a disaster, but not in the way you'd think reading this shit. These things reduce us, and they do it over …"

"The dumber I behave, the richer I get."

"Potential is what people see when they think what's in front of them isn't good enough."

"Nobody in Hollywood reads. They get their assistants to read things and then summarize them. The whole town runs on b…"

"Imagine exploding your brain trying to think of a toilet paper commercial."

"People wanna love you, Monk. I personally don't know what they see in you, but they wanna love you. You should let th…"

"Coraline: [to Monk] One day maybe you'll learn that not being able to relate to other people isn't a badge of honor."

"Michael Cyril Creighton - John Bosco"