"Claire: My dream would be to find something around here, or close enough that I could commute. But if I'm smart, I'll apply to every position I'm qualified for. So there's a possibility that I'll get offered a job in, like, Fucksburg, Montana. Then I'd have to decide if I was willing to move. And... and I guess we'd have to have a serious conversation about whether you wanted to come with me."

"Marten: Okay, at the risk of derailing this conversation, I would totally move to a town called Fucksburg."

"Faye: I will never understand how your brain works."

"Marten: They're definitely picking out wedding outfits, right Faye?"

"Dora: oh my god"

"Faye: Are you okay? Your boss just proposed to your ex in front of you."

"Tai [down on one knee]: I... I... I don't have a ring, but... Dora, will you -"

"Dora: Simple. I'd sell the shop and move with you."

"Tai: Oh, sure, like you'd - wait, what? Seriously?"

"Marten: Oh, that, whatever. I'm more worried about the whole "what if Claire gets a job somewhere else" thing."

"Dora: It's just a business. I can rebuild it. Love is more important."

"Faye: Okay! Okay! Jeez!"

"Claire: You're really here, right? This isn't a hypothetical conversation I'm imagining while I eat my carrot sticks?"

"Tai: I'm real, and you're eating an apple."

"Brun: The first time someone called me autistic, I didn't even know the word. I didn't understand it was meant to be an insult until I asked my dad and I saw how upset it made him. A while after that the doctor said that yes, I was autistic. They said it's fine, it just meant my brain worked differently than most people. But in my head it meant that I was this word that people used as an insult. That's when I stopped liking doctors."

"Brun: I have three thousand dollars in my bra and I have to get to the bank as soon as possible."

"Clinton: Wow, nice euphemism. I feel you though, I prefer to poop at home too."

"Renee: A fool and his money are soon parted. Even sooner, if he's willing to ignore traffic laws."

"Claire: Oh, you're right. I thought these carrot sticks tasted funny."

"Faye: You shut up. Nobody likes you right now and you're just gonna have to deal with that."

"Renee: You know, if you found a new apartment, you wouldn't have to beg me for laundry privileges."

"Crushbot: CRUSHBOT WOULD ALSO LIKE TO EXTEND CRUSHBOT'S SINCERE CONDOLENCES"

"Lemon: Yes. She's singing to you, too. "For comfort," she says. Apparently the only song she knows is "Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star." She has sung it 1257 times in a row now."

"Faye: Should we get her, like, a gift or something? What says "I'm sorry your entire body got crushed?""

"Dora [as she and Tai show off their rings]: We're engaged!"

"Brun: It's okay. I don't mind begging. You always say yes."

"Bubbles: Probably not a fruit basket, considering the cause of the accident."

"Tai: We've never talked about what'd happen if I got some crazy good job offer somewhere else."

"May: Just to be clear, I'm putting my ass in your hands, not hers."

"Roko: Oh no. No no no no. My body, please tell me my body is -"

"Lemon: Let's approach the subject of your body obliquely, okay? For instance, it says in your file that you're a bread enthusiast. How do you feel about pancakes? Or, um, crepes?"

"Lemon: You've had a slight accident, and I'm here to help you."

"Dora: Just manhandling each other in my shop, huh? This is what we do, now?"

"Bubbles: This is, apparently, what we do now."

"Bubbles: I am calling the police on this conversation."

"Lemon: It was an accident, and Crushbot has been forthright, contrite, and cooperative. Crushbot also has a very robust insurance policy, probably because Crushbot's name and occupation are "Crushbot"."

"Bubbles: Speaking of who and where I am today, Faye is my girlfriend now. We are a couple."

"Roko: Sorry, sorry. I'm happy for you, but I had you classified as a big scary hardass and all of a sudden you're a huge squishy teddy bear, and it's taking me a minute."

"Roko: I didn't think the sign was a law!"

"Tai [on the phone with Dora]: Hey babe. Claire and her mom got way too stoned and a random borzoi wandered into the house and we need an adult. Yeah that's pretty much how I expected today to go too."

"Roko: It's funny, I was actually sitting here in that big chair, feeling sorry for myself, when May - you know May, right? Anyway, she started talking back to me. Said I should just quit if I feel like I suck at my job. And it was like someone opened a skylight in my mind. Suddenly there was light again. Anyway, May apologized for mouthing off, and I took that to mean she was worried I'd fuck her over, and it was just like... shit. I work with cops who absolutely would've retaliated for her speaking her mind. That was the last straw. I quit the second I got back to the station."

"Bubbles: I take offense to that. I am not squishy."

"Bubbles: Let us rewind a little. You were sitting in my chair?"

"Lemon: You stepped onto the sidewalk just as Crushbot slipped on a misdelivered crate of bananas. Crushbot fell on you. Crushbot weighs several tons. Bubbles was able to lift Crushbot off of you, but the damage had already been done. I'm very sorry to tell you, but your body is completely unrecoverable."

"Aurelia: I'm going to wait until I know you're having a nice time. I'm your mother first, your tetrahydrocannabinol tour guide second."

"Tai: Put on your safari hat, kid, 'cuz I'm taking you upriver."

"Claire: You go first. Show me how it's done."

"Clinton: I-- I mean, my exams are obviously lower-stakes than yours. If I had my whole future riding on them like you do, I'm sure I'd be freaking out too."

"Claire: Pintsize taught me that I need to be more willing to talk about this stuff so let me just say that you are not helping, you dickbat."

"Bubbles: Suddenly I find my priorities have shifted."