Video Games Set In Japan

"Big City Hippie Girl: "The Adventures of Luke Starkiller"? Yeah, right! You keep dreaming, Georgie!"

"Big City Hippie Girl: I don't care what she says - I'm not letting Ruth Gordon take away MY demon baby!"

"Big City Hippie Girl: The kids? Eh, they're all right."

"Big City Hippie Girl: Newsflash, Brad: "sexual liberation" does NOT mean open season on grabbin' my ass!"

"Big City Hippie Girl: Sex, drugs, rock and roll... DO I HAVE TO PICK?!"

"Bay City Hippie: Man, what are you on? I want some!"

"Bay City Urban Female: All right, I'm finally liberated! ... Now what?"

"Bay City Urban Female: Roger's never going to leave his wife - good thing I'm doing her too!"

"Bay City Urban Female: What does Sue Storm do with her clothes?"

"Bay City Urban Female: Burn my bra? And get all saggy?! Please!"

"Bay City Urban Male: Wonder if my Nudist Monthly came in the mail today..."

"Bay City Urban Male: Damn druggies. Why can't they just abuse alcohol like the rest of us?"

"Black Ninja: AmiYumi girls/Have not even been born yet./Oh, my aching heart!"

"Black Ninja: Ninjas and pirates/Always at each other's throats./Can we not be friends?"

"Black Ninja: What if we are all/Characters in video game?/Now my mind is blown!"

"Black Ninja: Why think in haiku/When I speak in normal prose?/Better not to ask."

"White Ninja: Angelina J,/You're not even been born yet, but/I can hardly wait."

"White Ninja: I am not teenaged,/Nor a mutant, nor turtle./Liked the comic, though."

"White Ninja: Salmon swim upstream/Until they spawn or they die./Fish sex must be great."

"White Ninja: Dendrophiles are hot./Too bad I am not a tree./Then I would get some."

"White Ninja: Extras are so sad./No one thinks of us at all./We just want your love!"

"White Ninja: I liked the first game./I hope this one's just as good./And that I don't die."

"White Ninja: Why must we wear white?/It stains so easily. Do/I look fat in this?"

"White Ninja: Does the walker choose/The path or path the walker?/Whoa, dude - that is deep."

"White Ninja: See? You learn how to/Make haiku while you play game!/Now you try at home!"

"White Ninja: Think this looks easy?/You try thinking in haiku./See how long you last!"

"White Ninja Leader: We will defend you to the death, oh Furon Lord, but first we must compose our death haikus."

"Secret Agent: Quincy, Mortimer Quincy... Oh it still doesn't sound right."

"KGB Agent: Damn you, Americans! You taunt me with your decadent fast food! Your colas, your delectable cheeseburgers, your onion rings with the zesty dipping sauces... eh... DAMN YOU!"

"KGB Agent: Ah, Stalin - a nation of admiring workers gives you its thanks. Except for ones you killed..."

"KGB Agent: They have colours beside gray outside Soviet Union!"

"KGB Agent: Inside, I am being hysterical."

"Tunguska KGB: [after Crypto picks him up] Well, it's better than Aeroflot."

"Tunguska KGB: If I were an animal, I would be rabbit. Oh, and with an AK-47."

"Gastro: Go-Go Gastro!"

"Gastro: Somebody need an ass-whoppin'?"

"Lobsters ROCK!"

"[hums organ line from "Rock Lobster"] There goes a narwhal! Whoa!"

"One more drawn butter joke, and we swear, we're out of here!"

"What did that human mean, "Thermidor"?"

"What did that human mean, "bottom-feeder"?"

"They love us in Halifax!"

"Claws, don't fail me now!"

"Furon bastard!"

"We will rock you!"

"We have come to kick ass and chew humans!"

"We came, we saw, and we're gonna kick your ass!"

"After thousands of years, revenge will taste oh so sweet! I could go for a jellybean too..."

"Takoshima General: [during the Kojira Kaiju battle; he will say this rarely when you hit red alert level] GOJIRA! MONSTER! AIIIIIEEEEYYAAAAA!"

"Black Ninja: Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!"