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"Naked as a plucked prairie chicken."
"Bleedin' like a stuck hog."
"He ain't got the gumption to pound sand down a rat hole."
"I thumped him 'till his ears rang like the liberty bell."
"Crookeder than a dog's hind leg."
"Hold `yer taters."
"[He's] got more friends than a dog's got hairs on his back."
"Sit there like a boll weevil on a corn cob."
"[He] draws trouble like a summer melon draws flies."
"[I] feel better than a barn rooster on a prime hoot."
"Quiet as a mouse tip toeing."
"Quiet as on cotton on cottontail."
"I'll get onto you like ugly on an ape."
"Hoppin' around like a flea on a hot skillet."
"You look like a sunfish who flopped."
"When you learn a thing a day you store up smart."
"That don't hurt a particle."
"If you don't call, then you don't see the hand."
"I made a bigger mess than a sow's bed."