"[doing a handstand on a swivel chair] Guys, I'm in the zone! There's literally nothing that can break me right now! [Splinter tosses a pizza at Michelangelo] Starting to crack..."

"[from trailer] I always wanted to try this... [uses his staff as a fulcrum to tip over a moving SUV]"

"[wakes up April] Ma'am, can you hear me? Do you know what city you're in? Do you know where you are?"

"Oh my Gosh, they have guns!"

"[after disabling the toxic bomb's detonator on Sachs Tower] BAM! System disabled! Who wants Italian? I'm buying! Tiramisu for everybody!"

"[knocks down the Shredder] Cowabunga."

"[from trailer; to Leo] Why are you always telling me what to do? [punches out a Foot Ninja behind Leonardo]"

"[from trailer; faces Shredder] Come on!"

"Let's do it for Sensei!"

"Let's go save my brothers!"

"My sons, your training is not yet complete. But you will become the warriors that legends are made of."

"Listen closely, April. I don't remember a time before living in that laboratory. That fateful night started like any other: Sachs gave us our injections, your father made sure our vital signs were strong, and you as always provided us with a special treat. After the brothers went to sleep, I heard loud voices... it was the smell of smoke. Alarms sounded. Your father had discovered the truth behind the man he was working for. He set fire to the lab; his last breath was taken trying to destroy Shredder's plan. I was terrified. But then you appeared, and ushered us to safety. I never had a voice, then. But I thank you now, April."

"Like all children, they were drawn to the distractions of popular culture. And I knew, one day they would want to explore the world above. [remembers the young turtles dancing to Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl"] They would be ridiculed. They would need to learn to protect themselves, both mentally and physically. [while sweeping, Splinter finds a book on ninjutsu] And then I found a way. First, I would teach myself the ancient art of ninjutsu. The others followed my lead, accelerating at a wondrous rate. Their gift was also their passion; they lived, breathed and dreamed of martial arts. Then, they were ready."

"[in Japanese] Tonight I dine on turtle soup!"

"[to Karai] I do not believe in fairy tales."

"All these years, I have been seeking to recreate the mutagen, and you... you just handed it to me."

"Raphael, glad you can join us. The 4th cage is for you!"

"Eric Sachs: I'm going to be rich! Like, stupid rich!"

"Karai: We know you're out there! If you don't surrender, we start executing hostages!"

"Taylor: Mom, can I move back home?"

"Bernadette Thompson: There are four 6-foot talking turtles walking around New York City, and no one has seen them but you?"

"The leader. The brains. The attitude. And Mikey."

"Mysterious. Dangerous. Reptilious. You've never seen heroes like this."

"Meet the new face of justice."

"Brothers become legends."

"Stephanie Lemelin — April"

"Will Arnett — Vern"

"Bill Fichtner — Sacks"

"Rob Paulsen — Hamato Yoshi"

"Abby Elliott — Taylor"

"Ben Stiller — Mikey"

"Antonio Magro — Donnie"

"Josh Gad — Leo"

"Tom McGrath — Raph"

"[to Niles] Bring me the woman."

"Love to stay and chat, but we have places to go, and people to kill."

"I've got an idea. Try this on for size."

"No. We will both die... but only one of us with honor."

"It will only work if the magic travellers each have the same weight."

"You may have disgraced my ancestors, but you will not disgrace me. Tonight, you will die."

"He knows he can't kill us. We're "demons". Your bullets'll just bounce back, and kill all you guys instead."

"Oh boy, do I love being a turtle. Missed me!"

"We're turtles, friend!"

"Well, relax, April. It's just your, uh, ordinary time travel equal-mass-displacement kind of thing."

"Uh, o-hi-o, wasabi."

"It was Mike with the thing and the lady."

"Of the Teenage Mutant Ninja variety, sleazeball."