Teen Drama Films

"Julia Stiles - Kat Stratford, Walter’s daughter and Bianca’s older sister"

"They're spitefully romantic."

"Romeo, Oh Romeo, Get Out Of My Face."

"I burn, I pine, I perish!"

"Remove head from sphincter, then drive!"

"How do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways."

"I happen to like being adored, thank you."

"You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?"

"It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention."

"What is it with this chick? She got beer flavored nipples?"

"No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritualistic animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas."