"[first lines, addressing Russian workers at FedEx hub in Moscow] Time rules over us without mercy, not caring if we're healthy or ill, hungry or drunk, Russian, American, beings from Mars. It's like a fire. It could either destroy us or keep us warm, that's why every FedEx office has a clock. Because we live or we die by the clock. We never turn our back on it, and we never, ever allow ourselves the sin of losing track of time! Locally, it's 1:56, that means we've got 3 hours and 4 minutes before the end-of-the-day's package sort; that's how long we have, that's how much time we have, before this pulsating, accursed, relentless taskmaster tries to put us out of business! [sees Nicolai] Hey, Nicolai. Hey. Nicolai, good to see you. How are you, kid? Look what you did. You just delivered you just delivered your very first FedEx package. That deserves something special, like a Snickers bar, and a CD player. And something to listen to, a CD. [hands Nicolai a Snickers bar, a CD player and an Elvis CD from his duffel bag] There, Elvis Presley, 50 million fans, can't be wrong. [holds up package, to workers] You all recognize this, don't you? I took the liberty of sending this to myself, I FedEx'd it before I left Memphis. You're probably wondering what could be in here. [opening the package] What could it possibly be? Is it architectural plans? Maybe technical drawings? Is this the wallpaper for the-- for the bathroom? It is... [pulls out a timer] a clock, which I started at absolute zero, and is now at 87 hours, 22 minutes and 17 seconds. From Memphis, America to Nicolai in Russia, 87 hours. 87 hours is a shameful outrage! This is just an egg timer! What if it had been something else, like your paycheck? Or fresh boysenberries, or adoption papers? 87 hours is an eternity! The cosmos was created in less time! Wars have been fought and nations toppled in 87 hours! Fortunes made and squandered."

"[talking to Wilson, the volleyball] Hey, you want to hear something funny? Back home in Memphis, my dentist's name is James Spaulding."

"[to Wilson] You wouldn't have a match by any chance, would you?"

"[Having successfully lit a fire, putting more wood onto it] There we go! Light it up, c'mon! [singing] "The time to hesitate is through!" [throws more wood in the fire and gets briefly burned] Ouch! Haha, ouch! "No time to wallow in the mire. Try now, we can only lose. 'Cause girl, we can't get much higher. C'mon, baby, light my firrrrre!" [takes a palm branch, lighting the end, then holding it up] There you go. There you go! It's a signal fire! And it spells out S.O.S! [embers start falling around him] Woah! It's a meteor shower! [drops the branch back into the fire] Fireflies, go! Run! You're free, you're free! [the fire burns bigger] Yes! YES! Look what I've created! I have made FIRE! I...have made fire!"

"Gotta love crab. In the nick of time too. I couldn't take much more of those coconuts. Coconut milk is a natural laxative. That's something Gilligan never told us."

"We were enroute from Memphis, for eleven and a half hours, for 475 miles an hour, so they think that we're right here. But, we went out of radio contact, then flew around that storm for about an hour, so that's a distance of what, 400 miles? Four hundred miles squared, that's 160,000 times pi, 3.14... 502,400. That's a search area of 500,000 square miles. That's twice the size of Texas. They may never find us."

"Here we are today. That gives us another month and a half until we're into March and April, which is our best chance for the high tides and the offshore breezes. We need... we need 424 feet of good rope, plus another 50 feet, say, for miscellaneous, that, round that off to 475 feet of good rope. Now, if we average 15 feet a day, plus, we have to build it, we have to stock it, we have to launch it. That's gonna be tight. That's not much time. But, we... we live and we die by time, don't we? Now, let's not commit the sin of turning our back on time. [chuckles] I know, I know."

"This is it. That's all that's left. I checked over the whole island, and that is all that's left. So we're gonna be short. Short. We'll just have to make some more out of videotape. Yes. No, we have time. We do, we have time! Look, the wind's still blowing in from the west. I know. Yeah, I know! I know where there's 30 feet of extra rope! But... but I'm not going back up there."

"[to Wilson] Do you have to keep bringing that up, can't you just forget it? Huh? You were right. You were right, it was a good thing we did a test, 'cause it wasn't going to be just a quick snap. I would have landed on the rocks. Broken my leg, or my back or my neck, bled to death, but it was the only option I had at the time though, okay? It was what, a year ago? So let's just forget it. And what is your point? Well... we might just make it. Did that thought ever cross your brain? Well, regardless, I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean, than to stay here and die on this shithole island spending the rest of my life talking TO A GODDAMN VOLLEYBALL!"

"I'm always going to keep this on Memphis time. Kelly time."

"[to Kelly] So, let me get one thing straight here...we have a football team but they play in Nashville?"

"[to Kelly] I should've never gotten on that plane. I should've never gotten out of the car."

"We both have done the math. Kelly added it all up and...knew she had to let me go. I added it up, and knew that I had...lost her. Because I was never going to get off that island. I was going to die there, totally alone. I was going to get sick, or get injured or something. The only choice I had, the only thing I could control was when, and how and where it was going to happen. So...I made a rope and I went up to the summit, to hang myself. I had to test it, you know? Of course, you know me. And the weight of the log, snapped the limb of the tree, so I-I-I couldn't even kill myself the way I wanted to. I had power over nothing. And that's when this feeling came over me like a warm blanket. I knew, somehow that I had to stay alive. Somehow. I had to keep breathing. Even though there was no reason to hope. And all my logic said that I would never see this place again. So that's what I did. I stayed alive. I kept breathing. And one day, the logic was proven all wrong because the tide came in, and gave me a sail. And now, here I am. I'm back in Memphis, talking to you. I have ice in my glass...And I've lost her all over again. I'm so sad that I don't have Kelly. But I'm so grateful that she was with me on that island. And I know what I have to do now. I got to keep breathing. Because tomorrow, the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?"

"Fred Smith: Four years ago, the FedEx family lost five of our sons. That was a terrible and tragic day. But today, one of those sons, Chuck Noland, has been returned to us. Chuck, welcome home."

"Jerry Lovett: I'm Kelly's husband. Jerry Lovett. Kelly wanted... Kelly wanted to be here... Look, this is very hard for everyone. I can't even imagine how hard it is for you. Kelly, uh... she's had it rough. First when she thought she lost you, and now dealing with all of this, it's confusing, it's very emotional for her. She's... she's... sort of lost. Maybe you could just give her a little more time. Anyway, uh... I'm sorry that..."

"Tom Hanks - Chuck Noland"

"Helen Hunt - Kelly Frears"

"Nick Searcy - Stan"

"Jenifer Lewis - Becca Twig"

"Chris Noth - James Spaulding"

"Lari White - Bettina Peterson"

"Geoffrey Blake - Maynard Graham"

"Pat Buttram, Jim Cummings and Jim Gallant - Toon bullets"

"Russi Taylor - Minnie Mouse and birds"

"Les Perkins as Mr. Toad (as depicted in The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad)"

"Mary T. Radford - Hyacinth Hippo"

"Nancy Cartwright - a Toon shoe"

"Cherry Davis - Woody Woodpecker"

"Peter Westy - Pinocchio"

"Richard Williams - Droopy"

"April Winchell - Mrs. Herman"

"Frank Sinatra (archival recording) - Singing Sword"

"Scotch on the rocks. And I mean ice! [Penguin waiters from Mary Poppins]"

"Yes, it is me my dearest. I'd love to embrace you, but first, I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage! [Judge Doom: Put that gun down, you buck toothed fool!] That is it, Doom! Give me another excuse to pump you full of lead! Thought you could get away with it, didn't you?! Ha! We Toons may act idiotic, but we're not stupid! We demand justice! Why, the real meaning of the word probably hits you like a ton of bricks! [a 1-ton load of bricks falls on him]"

"A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it is the only weapon we have."

"Is there nothing that can permeate your impervious puss? Hey, Eddie! (makes silly noise) Boy, nothing!"

"[angrily to Eddie] Dames?! What dames?! Jessica is the only one for me! You will see! We will rise above this pickling peccadillo! We are going to be happy again! You got that?! Happy! Capital H-A-P-P-I!"

"My whole purpose in life is to...make...people...laugh!"

"[repeated line] P-p-p-please!"

"Joe Alaskey - Yosemite Sam"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Tweety Bird, and Sylvester."

"June Foray - Wheezy and Lena Hyena"

"Fred Newman - Stupid"

"David L. Lander - Smart Ass"

"Kathleen Turner - Jessica Rabbit (uncredited)"

"Lou Hirsch - Baby Herman"

"Charles Fleischer - Roger Rabbit, Benny the Cab, Greasy, and Psycho"

"Joel Silver - Raoul"

"Richard LeParmentier - Lt. Santino"