"You see, I'm not here to help you and the little bitch because I love you or because I care for you, but because two Hells is one Hell too many, and I can't have that."

"Little Tommy Daggett. How I loved listening to your sweet prayers every night. And then you would jump into bed, so afraid that I was under there. And I was!"

"Little do they know of the apocalyptic proportions of the conflict that they find themselves in."

"Do you know what Hell really is, Thomas? It's not lakes of burning oil or chains of ice. It's being removed from God's sight, of having His word taken from you. It's hard to believe, Thomas, so hard. I know that better than anyone."

"Jeff Cadiente - Uziel"

"And in the end, I think it must be about faith, and if faith is a choice, then it can be lost - for a man, an angel, or the devil himself. And if faith means never completely understanding God's plan, then maybe understanding just a part of it - our part - is what it is to have a soul. And maybe in the end, that's what being human is, after all."

"God? God is love. I don't love you."

"Some people lose their faith because Heaven shows them too little. But how many people lose their faith because Heaven showed them too much?"

"Study your math, kids. Key to the universe!"

"I was the first angel, loved once above all others. A perfect love. [sing-song] But like all true loves... one day it withered on the vine..."

"I remember the First War, the way the sky burned, the faces of angels destroyed. I saw a third of Heaven's legion banished and the creation of Hell. I stood with my brothers and watched Lucifer fall. But now, my brothers are not brothers, and we have come here, where we are mortal, to steal the Dark Soul, not yet Lucifer's, to serve our cause. I have always obeyed, but I never thought the War would happen again."

"I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why."

"Do you know how you got that dent, in your top lip? Way back, before you were born, I told you a secret, then I put my finger there and I said "Shhhhh!""

"Other angels have made this war because they hate you, you and all humans. God has put you in His grace and pushed them aside. They're desperate. They've never been able to conquer the other loyal angels, and so this war has remained in stalemate for thousands of years. And while this state of affairs endures, no soul can meet its God. Your parents, and their parents, and so on from the beginning lie still in wormy Earth. Of course, some of them do come to me eventually, for while Heaven may be closed I am always open, even on Christmas."

"Virginia Madsen - Katherine"

"Elias Koteas - Thomas Dagget"

"Did you ever notice how in the Bible, when ever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, He sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?"

"Patrick McAllister - Col. Hawthorne"

"Humans... and how I love you talking monkeys for this... know more about war and treachery of the spirit than any angel."

"Manuela Velasco - Angela Vidal"

"Claudia Silva - Jennifer"

"Fear Revisited"

"Andrea Ros - Mire"

"Pep Molina - Jennifer's Father"

"Jonathan Mellor - Dr. Owen"

"Ariel Casas - Larra"

"Alejandro Casaseca - Martos"

"Pablo Rosso - Rosso"

"Javier Botet - Tristana Medeiros"

"Oscar Sánchez Zafra"

"What terrible sins I have working for me. I suppose it's the wages."

"The garden of Eden was a boggy swamp just south of Croydon. You can see it over there."

"There was a time when I used to get lots of ideas; I thought up the Seven Deadly Sins in one afternoon. The only thing I've come up with recently is advertising."

"You realize that suicide's a criminal offence. In less enlightened times, they'd have hung you for it."

"[walking in on Stanley Moon's failed attempt scuicide] Do hope this isn't an awkward moment."

"It's the standard contract. Gives you seven wishes in accordance with the mystic rules of life. Seven Days of the Week, Seven Deadly Sins, Seven Seas, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers"

"Suicide, really - that's the last thing you should try."

"[while bargaining for Stanley's soul] What would you like to be? Prime Minister? Oh, no, wait, I've already signed that deal."

"And the magic word: Julie Andrews!"

"[to the pigeon, who is about to fly over a gentleman] Release your doo-dahs."

"Dudley Moore — Stanley Moon"

"[reading the Faustian contract] I, Stanley Moon, hereinafter and in the hereafter to be known as "The Damned" - The damned?!"

"Peter Cook — The Devil/George"

"Just putting a tiny little ventilation hole in this oil tanker."