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"Mews Small—Candy"
"Mimi Sarkisian—Nurse Pilbow"
"Dwight Marfield—Ellsworth, Dancing Patient"
"Sydney Lassick—Charlie Cheswick"
"Scatman Crothers—Orderly Turkle"
"Alonzo Brown—Miller"
"Dean R. Brooks—Dr. John Spivey"
"Peter Brocco—Colonel Matterson"
"Christopher Lloyd—Taber"
"Danny DeVito—Martini"
"Michael Berryman—Ellis"
"William Redfield—Harding"
"Brad Dourif—Billy Bibbit"
"Will Sampson—Chief Bromden"
"Louise Fletcher—Nurse Mildred Ratched"
"Jack Nicholson—Randle Patrick McMurphy"
"Charlie Cheswick: Rules?! PISS ON YOUR FUCKING RULES, MISS RATCHED!!"
"Charlie Cheswick: I want my cigarettes! Miss Ratched!"
"Chief Bromden: Mac, they said you escaped. I knew you wouldn't leave without me. I was waiting for you. Now we can make it, Mac. I feel big as a damn mountain. Mac? [sees the lobotomy scars on McMurphy] Oh, no. [brings McMurphy close to him, hugging the comatose man] I'm not going without you, Mac. I wouldn't leave you this way. You're coming with me. [laying him down gently and preparing to kill him with mercy] Let's go."
"Mr. Cheswick, you sit down!"
"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way."
"But I tried, didn't I? Goddammit, at least I did that."
"Jesus, I must be crazy to be in a loony-bin like this."
"[after his electric shock therapy] They, uh, was givin' me 10,000 watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot. The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!"
"How about it? You creeps, you lunatics, mental defectives. Let's hear it for Bull Goose Randle back in action...You ding-a-lings. The Mental Defective League, in formation."
"[to Billy] You're just a young kid. What are you doin' here? You oughta be out in a convertible, why – bird-doggin' chicks and bangin' beaver! What are ya doin' here, for Christ's sake? What's funny about that? Jesus, I mean, you guys do nothin' but complain about how you can't stand it in this place here and then you haven't got the guts just to walk out!"
"You wanna bet? One week. I bet in one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass she won't know whether to shit or wind her wristwatch."
"I'm here to cooperate with ya a hundred percent. A hundred percent. I'll be just right down the line with ya, you watch. 'Cause I think we ought to get to the bottom of R. P. McMurphy."
"But Doc, she was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and, uh, she told me she was eighteen and she was, uh, very willing, you know what I mean...I practically had to take to sewin' my pants shut. But, uh between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of ya, I don't think it's crazy at all now and I don't think you do either...No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what's bein' crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it."
"The definition of rehabilitate: To restore to a state of physical, mental, and moral health through treatment and training."
"Kyra Sedgwick – Blanche, Hooker"
"Stefan Gierasch – Warden James Humson"
"Ben Slack – Jerry Hoolihan"
"Mia Kirshner – Adult Rosetta Young"
"R. Lee Ermey – Judge Clawson"
"Brad Dourif – Byron Stamphill"
"Stephen Tobolowsky – Mr. Henkin"
"William H. Macy – D.A. William McNeil"
"Embeth Davidtz – Mary McCasslin"
"Gary Oldman – Milton Glenn"
"Christian Slater – James Stamphill"
"Kevin Bacon – Henri Young"
"One broke his silence. The other broke the system."
""I accuse Alcatraz of crimes against humanity." – The lawyer "I was a weapon, but I ain't no killer." – The accused "I am not on trial here." – The warden"
"The trial that brought down Alcatraz."
"One was condemned. The other was determined. Two men whose friendship gave them the will to take on the system."
"They locked him up. They crushed his spirit. But they couldn't hide the truth."
"Blanche, Hooker: Honey, you're gonna have to get it up first. It's like trying to stick an oyster into a slot machine."
"Judge Clawson: I do not need you to tell me what is, or is not okay. In this courtroom, I am the one who decides what is, or is not okay. Okay?"
"Some men are broken by the laws that they break, unable to resist the forces that are pulling them down. Other men live by the rules that society sets down. You're not one of them."