"(Discussing the different types of tears.) They both have antibodies and enzymes, but an emotional tear has more protein-based hormones than a reflex tear."

"Is my mascara smudged?"

""I forgot to do Chad's homework!"

"I don't do uniforms. Unless it's leather, you feel me?"

"You do not want to be at my house at dinner time."

"(Describes stealing.) It's like buying whatever I want, except it's free."

"We can do this... if we stick together."

"Well, let's get this party started!"

"Leave it like you found it."

"Welcome to Auradon prep. I'm Fairy Godmother, headmistress."

"(To Jane.) I love you. But you are on a major time-out."

"As I always say; "don't focus on the past or you'll miss the future.""

"(To Mal about Maleficent.) You learned to love. So can she."

"Bibbidi-bobbidi. You know it."

"Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!"

"(To Mal) The future of the free world rests on your shoulders. Don't blow it."

"And now you will be making your own memories... by doing exactly as I tell you."

"People used to cower at the mention of our names! For 20 years I have searched for a way off this island. For 20 years they have robbed us from our revenge!"

"Enough! You all will regret this!"

"(Mocking) I'm Snow White, the fairest of them all. Please, she's definitely had work done."

"Evie! My little evilette in training."

"Urgh! Smells like common folk."

"Bring home a prince!"

"Dove Cameron - Mal, daughter of Maleficent"

"Cameron Boyce - Carlos, son of Cruella de Vil"

"Booboo Stewart - Jay, son of Jafar"

"Sofia Carson - Evie, the daughter of the Evil Queen and Snow White's stepsister"

"Mitchell Hope - Ben, son of Queen Belle and King Beast"

"Melanie Paxson - the Fairy Godmother"

"Brenna D'Amico - Jane, daughter of the Fairy Godmother"

"Sarah Jeffery - Princess Audrey, daughter of Princess Aurora and Prince Phillip"

"Zachary Gibson - Doug, son of Dopey from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"

"Jedidiah Goodacre - Prince Chad Charming, son of Cinderella and Prince Charming"

"Dianne Doan - Lonnie, daughter of Fa Mulan and Li Shang"

"Dan Payne - King Beast"

"Keegan Connor Tracy - Queen Belle"

"Wendy Raquel Robinson - Cruella de Vil"

"Maz Jobrani - Jafar"

"Kathy Najimy - the Evil Queen"

"Kristin Chenoweth - Maleficent"

"Hey! There I am."

"I'm baaack!"

"(At Uma's Chip Shoppe.) Place still stinks."

"If you have some kinda score to settle with me, game on."

"Ben’s known who I was all along."

"You are so much more than just a villain, and you have to believe me because I’ve been there. Do not let your pride get in the way of something that you really want."

"Nice scarf. It’s mine now."

"Sick hair, by the way."