"Anyway, the idea is this: byproducts. Imagine Italians. Blonde wigs for kids! Swords! The whole phallic thing is happening! I mean, why don't we use CLASSIC things? MILLIONS! I'm telling you, MILLIONS!"

"Charles Irving - Mayor Feedback"

"Ray Nitschke - Private One"

"Logan Ramsey - Officer Faye Lapid"

"Jim Hanley - Frodis"

"Carol Doda - Sally Silicone"

"John Hoffman - The Sexfiend"

"Timothy Carey - Lord High 'n' Low"

"Abraham Sofaer - Swami"

"Dennis Hopper - Himself"

"Micky Dolenz - Micky"

"Michael Nesmith - Mike"

"Linda Weaver - Lover Secretary"

"Bob Rafelson - Himself"

"'Atta boy, Mike. 'Atta boy. 'Atta boy, Mike. 'Atta boy, Mike."

"Vito Scotti - I. Vitteloni"

"Annette Funicello - Teresa/Minnie"

"Terry Chambers - Hero"

"Lee Kolima - Guard"

"Play Man: Somebody come up and giggle at ya, that's a violation of your civil rights."

"Mrs. Ace: Changing your image, darling? While you're at it, why don't you have them write you some talent."

"Bearded Man: Skunk bait. That's what the world is full of; that's what it's based on. That's what this economy is based on."

"Toni Basil - 'Daddy's Song' Dancer"

"Mike Burns - Nothing"

"Victor Mature - The Big Victor"

"I. J. Jefferson - Lady Pleasure"

"Esther Shepard - Mother"

"Peter Tork - Peter"

"Kristine Helstoski - Girl Friend"

"Teri Garr - Testy True"

"Boys, don't never, but never, make fun of no cripples."

"We were speaking of belief. Beliefs and conditioning. Whole belief possibly could be said to be the result of some conditioning. Thus, the study of history is simply the study of one system of beliefs deposing another, and so on and so on and so on. A psychologically tested belief of our time is that the central nervous system, which feeds its impulses directly to the brain: the conscious and subconscious, is unable to discern between the real and the vividly imagined experience. If there is a difference, and most of us believe there is, am I being clear? For to examine these concepts requires tremendous energy and discipline. To experience the now... without preconception or belief. To allow the unknown to occur and to occur requires clarity. But where there is clarity, there is no choice. And where there is choice, there is misery. But then, why should anyone listen to me? Why should I speak? Since I know nothing!"

"Inspector Shrink: Pleasure – the inevitable byproduct of our civilization. A new world – the only preoccupation will be: how to amuse itself. The tragedy of your time, my young friends, is that you may get exactly what you want."

"Interviewee: Are you telling me that you don't see the connection between government and laughing at people?"

"Frank Zappa - The Critic"

"Cow: Monkees is the craziest people!"

"June Fairchild - The Jumper"

"David Jones - Davy"

"Randy Jackson as The Narrator (voice)"

"Samuel L. Jackson as Louis Hinds"

"Bernie Mac as Floyd Henderson"

"Sharon Leal as Cleo Whitfield"

"Mike Epps as Duane Henderson"

"Millie Jackson as Floyd's ex Claudette"

"Sara Erikson as Chastity"

"Vanessa del Rio as Full Figured Neighbor"

"Isaac Hayes as himself"

"Jackie Long as Zig-Zag"