"Listen up, Mount Rageons. We...are....FRAUDS! And we've been literally torturing little trolls. We just wanted to be famous. Honestly, my sister wanted to be famous, and, truly, I was too afraid to stand up to her."

"You don't understand. I just got my sister back. I'm not gonna lose you. For anything."

"[after Crimp puts handcuffs on his thumbs] I was just saying I had a change of heart."

"Yeah, I'm the fun side of the operation and Mr. Clay takes care of the boring stuff."

"Oh, I'm sorry. The clue board? You mean my clue board that I made? We like the clue board now?"

"That's better. Now I finally have some energy!"

"Viva, look, I used to be just like you. I built a bunker, and I lived in it for years because I knew it was safe. And, sure, it kept me alive. And I never had to wear pants. But I was living without pants. Does that make sense?"

"Poppy, it's me, Viva. I'm your sister."

"You can’t leave now. You just got here."

"Yeah, we try not to use that word around here. It’s just that "burger" sounds a little too much like, uh, "Bergens.""

"If this diaper was any smaller, I could taste it."

"Listen. We don't want any clown related trouble, OK? We're just here looking for our brother, Clay."

"Am I being a lot? Sometimes I can be a lot."

"Is this you?"

"[last words] Fair enough. Prison it is!"

"[repeated line] Wha—?"

"Oh, that's so sweet. He realized I was still alive. 20 years too late!"

"Oh, my gosh! Hello! My name is Viva. It is so "fantastamazing" to see other trolls."

"But no one's ever hit the "perfect family harmony" before. Is it true it can shatter diamonds?"

"Correction. Used to be my brother. Not anymore."

"[sing-song voice] Annnnnddd a falsetto made of gold. Not that anyone cared. But that’s all in the past. Because they stopped being my brothers the day they walked out on me and never came back!"

"So, "fantastamazing" is my own personal word. It means, "fantastic" and "amazing". I used to say "amastic", but then I was like, "That's not good.""

"[after Floyd pushes against his diamond prison and throws himself off of his hand before making his escape] Wow. I thought ghosts just floated away."

"He's dead?! Oh man, what have we done?! What do we do?!"

"I just love my sister. And all my fame. And money. And things I bought."

"We’re taking this show on...the...road!"

"Oh. I’m sorry. Is that funny to you? That I might want us to actually be a family again?"

"That's different, but that works too. Way to make it your own."

"I don’t want to kill the little guy. They’re kinda cute when they’re up and about. Banging on the walls. Yelling to go home."

"Doesn't it?"

"You mispronounced Thanks for not letting our talents go to waste, Velvet and Veneer."

"That's not fair, Branch. I did come back but no one was there. And it wasn't until I heard about you saving the world from the Rock Apocalypse that I realized you were even still alive."

"I want to be famous, but l'm not going to work for it. Ewww."

"Just SING you beautiful idiot!"

"Wow. You’ve really grown into that vest. You're.... a man now."

"No. Sibling or not, you deserve to be treated with kindness, and to be around people who would never try to change the you that you are."

"But…how will we shower?"

"I don't need this. I'm out. I'm done. I'm sorry. I'm going to go hike the Neverglade Trail by myself. Bro-lone. Yeah, that's right. Bro-bro going solo. YOLO. Goodbye forever! [he uses his grappling hook to lower himself out of his family’s pod] [in the distance] Later, losers."

"Hey. At least we didn’t fall. [ropes snap, thud] We fell."

"You're right. Totally rude of me. Didn't introduce myself. I'm Branch's brother."

"STOP THE WEDDING!"

"Oh, that's not an option. If we can't hit the perfect family harmony, we aren't perfect. And if we aren't perfect, we're nothing."

"Liking that optimism, Poppyseed. Branch, one word. Keeper!"

"If there was a brother that I might do this for, and I'm not saying there is, it-it would be Floyd."

"I think I made a huge mistake."

"Girl, we grew up in the suburbs. Our parents were dentists."

"I know. Velvet would kill you, but just because she's your sister doesn't mean you should let her treat you like garbage."