"You know Vegeta, I gotta admit - it was pretty impressive how you went all man-hunter on us. But now, you're all ours. And I can't wait to watch Zarbon break you like a glowsti- [beat] Here I come Ichpe."

"What the–?!"

"I fucking hate you."

"No! So much... Joy! AAAAAGGGGHHH!!!"

"That's it! Recoome has had enough! Feel the strength of the Recoome... Ultra Fighting Miracle–!!"

"But remember, you still owe me that space soda!"

"Clever girl..."

"CHANGE... NOW!"

"I feel that they have finally summoned the Dragon. Would be a real dick move to die right now."

"FUCK THIS I'M OUT."

"All right, look. I know we said some things... but I bet if we just talk to each other a little, we could become friends. Whaddaya say? High-five? (Piccolo: Down low.) Wha--?"

"SUCK 'EM DRY, BOYS!!!"

"You little upstart PRICK!"

"WHY DIDN'T I WISH FOR IMMORTALITY?!?"

"Because you touch me, and you're not getting back up again. That's right: I'm your White Mage. And nobody fucks with the White Mage."

"Because, Kakarrot, you are our race's last hope. You are the last remaining Saiyan. Oh God, you're the last remaining Saiyan."

"Can't you take a joke?"

"Choke on them! Choke on them!"

"He's...really just leaving me here. He gave me his energy and left me. Maybe this is a sign. Maybe I should change. Maybe this is my second, and last, chance. Maybe I was wrong. NAH! - No No No NO NO NO NO! EYAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

"Eh? Oh no... No no no no no! No no! No no no no no no--! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"I will see you in Space Hell... Cousin Jeice."

"Before I die... I have one... one more decree. All of our most elite warriors must learn dance choreography... Got to style... all over... our opponent's... balls."

"If you're trying to be clever you're sorely lacking–"

"I'm a haggler?"

"Your thirty day trial has expired. Would you like to... purchase... Win... rar..."

"Well, personally I think that would be uncalled for."

"OH MY GOD!!!"

"What a... douchebag..."

"So... Could one of you possibly spare one of those Senzu Bea-?"

"Really? *sigh*"

"Aw, crapbaskets."

"Oh god, this is so disgusting! This isn't how it's supposed to work! I'm not supposed to die like this! I'm too cool! Someone pull off the tail! I'm too cool for this! I'M TOO COOL–"

"...Did you just throw a motha fuckin' do--?"

"By metal, my life was given. By metal, it has been stripped away. No dreams before, nor after. Only the end."

"14 and 15 have been destroyed?! ...Good!"

"What's another 17 years? I'm not going anywhere. Wait, what is that noi- Oh, no..."

"So dark... and cold... [sobs]"

"I'm The Electrocutioner now!"

"Then electrocutionate him! I don't give a fuck!"

"Wait, you seriously never noticed the exo-body I left for you? Did you think I'd literally just leave you in a jar? What kind of monster do you think I a- FAIR ENOOOOOOUUUUUUGH!!!"

"No no NO NO!!!"

"KA-KA-ROOOOOOOOOOT!!!"

"HO... HO... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"Cell was right. You think you're better than everyone else. But there you stand, the Good Man doing nothing. But while evil triumphs and your rigid pacifism crumbles into blood-stained dust, the only victory afforded to you is that you stuck true to your guns. You were a coward to your last whimper. Of fear and love, I fear not that I will die, but that all I have come to love: the birds and the things that are not birds, will perish with me. So please. Gohan. Stop holding back. And hey! If we do make it out of this, please pick up my head and BEAT YOUR FATHER TO DEATH WITH--!"

"Goku... For the sake of your friends... Your family... Your planet... you gave yourself. I'll see you soon... my friend."

"Hey King Kai, what should I do with Cell?"

"Hel... Help... Someone... Help me... I-- (coughs up blood)"

"OH, SHIT!!!"

"Go... ku... Junior?"