"Officer: You like lingerie?! How do you like these little numbers? I sent away to 'em from Fredrick's. They was expensive. I love the feel of cold nylon on my big butt!"

"I'm going to BLOW YOUR BOWELS OUT!"

"Now I won't have any organs! It'll be like having a Barbie doll crotch!"

"Good old germ-carrying American currency!"

"[talking to her breasts] Hi big boys! I bet you didn't know Mommy won the Maryland lottery, yes! I'm going to be buying you lots of new push-up bras, so get ready for your new home! Things are going to be looking up for you two!"

"I'm so hungry I could eat cancer!"

"Come on, bitch! Eat some dog food! Eat it! Eat it, you bitch! Put my baby in the refrigerator!"

"Seize her and fuck her!"

"I hope you didn't leave no pecker tracks on my gown!"

"Hey morons, you got your clothes on backwards!"

"That little MF!"

"[while having sex with one of her guards] Oh, that love muscle! Whip it out and show it hard! Oh come on daddy, fuck me! Oh grow little inchworm!"

"Take them to our ugly expert, and give them a complete overhaul!"

"to Peggy I ain't your maid anymore, bitch! I'm your sister in crime!"

"to Mr. Gravel I don't want no white man lookin' at my Tampax!"

"[to Peggy] I am sick of listenin' to your bitchin'. The next time you feel a fit comin' on, go outside and bitch. Bitch at the air. Bitch at the trees. But don't bitch at us!"

"[while sitting on Mr. Gravel's face] Down, down, down, down, down, down, down! Down, down, down, down, down!"

"[comes into the room wielding a broom] Back off, asshole!"

"Good God almighty."

"You're just like the rest of the common dykes in this town!"

"You know I hate nature! Look at those disgusting trees, stealing my oxygen!"

"Am I living in hell?! Is that it?! Have I gone straight to hell?!"

"[the children are playing doctor in the nude] Sodomites! Caught right in a sex orgy! You dirty filthy...! Is that what you learned in private school?! Nude, nude, nude! You could be pregnant, Beth! And as for you, I never thought you would rape your own SISTER! Oh God, the children are having SEX!"

"[the phone rings] Hello? What number are you calling? You've dialed the wrong number! SORRY? What good is that? How can you ever repay the 30 seconds you have STOLEN FROM MY LIFE! I hate you, your husband, your children and your relatives!"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jericho Cane"

"You will bear witness to the End of Days..."

"On the eve of the millenium an ex-cop torn by loss must regain his faith in order to quell the end of days."

"Prepare for the end of days."

"When the thousand years are expired, Satan shall be loosed out of his prison."

"The end is near"

"Prepare for the end."

"Marc Lawrence as Old Man"

"John Timothy Botka - Cop at Thomas'"

"Rod Steiger - Father Kovak"

"Mark Margolis - The Pope"

"Victor Varnado - Albino"

"Udo Kier - Doctor Abel"

"Miriam Margolyes - Mabel"

"Derrick O'Connor - Thomas Aquinas"

"CCH Pounder - Det. Marge Frances"

"Gabriel Byrne - The Man/Satan"

"Robin Tunney - Christine York"

"Nicholas Clay - Lancelot"

"Katrine Boorman - Igrayne"

"Gabriel Byrne - Uther Pendragon"

"Robert Addie - Mordred"

"Nicol Williamson - Merlin"

"Cherie Lunghi - Guenevere"

"[from trailer] A world of wizards, kings, warriors, queens, swords, sorcery and desire."