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April 10, 2026
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"Graeme Garden: "The Telegraph: Danish Bloodbath - No Britons Hurt""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Sun tells the Prince: Just Be!""
"Graeme Garden: "The Guardian: Yesterday's headline 'Laughter at Elsinore' should have read 'Slaughter at Erinsbrough'""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Daily Express: Reprint of Ophelia's Panorama interview in full, where she says a surfeit of lampreys was just a cry for help""
"Graeme Garden: "The Stage: Touring players unexpectedly available for panto""
"Willie Rushton: "The Times: Blair says whittling-down of royal family a success""
"Barry Cryer: "Dog Breeder's Gazette: Great Dane puts self down!""
"Graeme Garden: "News of the World: Spot The Apple and Win A Skoda""
"Willie Rushton: "Irish Times: Genesis Good For You""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Times: Nothing Happened Yesterday""
"Graeme Garden: "Daily Mail: Snake Problem At Theme Park - Last Two Visitors Forced To Leave""
"Barry Cryer: "Daily Star: "I'm Over The Moon", Says God""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Lancet: BMA Warn Rib Transplants Can Cause Lumps On Chest""
"Graeme Garden: "The Telegraph: Universe Manufacturer Goes Out Of Business After 6 Days""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: Spiritualist's Weekly: Now There'll Be Fireworks!""
"Graeme Garden: "Exchange & Mart: Will Swap 8 Barrels Of Gunpowder For 1 Asbestos Suit""
"Willie Rushton: "The Sun: Freddie Starr Ate My Banger""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Star: Guy Fawkes It Up""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Guardian: Remember, Remember, The Fourth Of November""
"Graeme Garden: "The Sun: Fuse! What A Scorcher!""
"Willie Rushton: "Financial Times: Boom Fails To Materialise""
"Barry Cryer: "Daily Mail: Government Knives Out For Fawkes""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Sun: French Filly Flambé (translation on page 8)""
"Willie Rushton: "The Cricketer: England Win Ashes""
"Neil Morrissey — Host"
"Richard Hammond — Himself"
"Chris Barrie — Himself"
"Susie Dent"
"Carol Vorderman"
"Rachel Riley"
"Richard Whiteley"
"Jeff Stelling"
"Des O'Connor"
"Gyles Brandreth"