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April 10, 2026
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"Alex T. Hill as a scarecrow"
"Benjamin Bladon as a royal mummy"
"Scott Millican as a red-haired ghoul"
"Gummy Bear: [as he and his brethren gets sucked in the book, he hangs on for dear life] You'll never take me alive! [Sam flicks him]"
"I'm going to do what Stine couldn't: finish this book once and for all! [laughs evilly]"
"[finishes writing] Finally, a new book."
"All the horrors of the world can't compare to the terrors of a blank page."
"[from trailer] Did you miss me?"
"The transmutation process seems to have wiped their memories clean. All those who were affected won't remember a thing."
"Kids falling from the sky. My work here is done."
"[as he punches the windshield] I just want to be part of the family!"
"[gets out of his car] Oh no. Not...Haunted Halloween. [sees a skeleton chasing people] Oh, my writing was so cliché back then. [sees a red balloon] I knew it! I knew I came up with that first! [sees the Tesla tower, refers to Slappy] That clever little dummy's writing his own ending. Not in my book he's not."
"My first book? [holds the book] You realize I wrote this when I was around your age. More of an amateur work, really, but I'm sure you'll all agree it shows an undeniable promise of a brilliant young writer."
"[about saving the world with his typewriter] It's been done before. Once before. Maybe twice. Maybe more."
"[repeated line] Karru marri odonna loma molonu karrano."
"Natalie Morales - Sara"
"Laura Benanti - Allison Becker"
"Scott MacArthur - Jim"
"Andrew Barth Feldman - Percy Becker"
"Matthew Broderick - Laird Becker"
"Ebon Moss-Bachrach - Gary"
"Pretty. Awkward."
"[protesting skinny dipping in the ocean at night] Isn't this how Jaws started?"
"Not a love story."
"Jennifer Lawrence - Maddie Barker"
"[after a car honks at her while she roller-blades on the road] YOU THINK I CHOSE THIS?!"
"Hasan Minhaj - Doug Khan"
"[sees a couple on their phone in a bedroom] Does anyone even fuck anymore?"
"Kyle Mooney - Jody"
"Zahn McClarnon - Gabe Sawyer"
"Ben Lessy - Himself"
"Tom Trout - Hack"
"Patty Moore - Fae"
"Warner Anderson - Paul MacMillan"
"Konstantin Shayne - Yanos Van Lankovitz"
"Edward Gargan - 1st Cop"
"Rags Ragland - Albert Weever"
"Agnes Moorehead - Countess Zoe"
"Ludwig Stössel - Mr. Puft"
"George Cleveland - Dr. Elfson"
"Countess Zoe: Think of what history would say: Her Majesty Veronica the First, received the news that she had become Queen, while she was carousing in a Chop Suey joint with a bellboy."
"Mrs. Odell: I wish I'd been born a princess. Instead I was born tired."
"Hedy Lamarr - Princess Veronica"
"Robert Walker - Jimmy Dobson"
"I'm sure he means every other word he says!"
"She's the unsnoodiest person I've ever known."
"She's not plump. She's not unplump either. Well - she's perfect."
"June Allyson - Leslie Odell"
"Carl Esmond - Baron Zoltan Faludi"
"Marilyn Monroe and Niagara the high water mark in suspense!"