Films Set In Chicago

"Juliette Brewer - Cousin Ruby Sue"

"- Cousin Vicki"

"- Cousin Catherine"

"- Audrey Griswold"

"- Russell "Rusty" Griswold"

"- Cousin Eddie"

"- Ellen Griswold"

"Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold"

"Roy - What a great audience."

"Jilly - That's it, kid. Now all we have to do is teach you how to dress."

"Honey, these boys ain't much to talk to, but, if you want a night away from your cat... they're more than fine."

"In this world, you’re either up on the stage in the spotlight, or down in the pit serving drinks"

"Lord is my witness, I hate this heat! If it isn't gluing your butt to the truck seat it's making you sweat like a farm animal!"

"I gotta warn ya Clark – they don’t play the same games that they do at them regular casinos"

"Whoa man it is a blazer out there. You're lucky you got air conditioning in here {Casino} - like mother nature intended."

"It's a bust, Las Vegas fun police, hand over your chips. ha ha ha ha"

"Don't worry, he's with me."

"Ahh Uban Coffee you know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything, ice cream, mashed potatoes or just eat it straight out of the can for a quick pick me up."

"Oh, yeah. That's from when I sold my kidney. I figured with all the advancements in modern science, I'd better sell it while someone still wanted to buy it. Smartest thing I ever did, Clark."

"Hey, kids. Round-up time!"

"My garden's spittin' out 50-lb tomatoes."

"Aw, she's got her mother's looks and her daddy's sense of balance."

"[to Wayne Newton] Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for you!"

"Clark, have you ever tried to swim with the dolphins?"

"Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom!"

"Security: "No corrective lenses tonight Mr Papagiorgio?" Rusty: "No sir, I do not require them.""

"It's expensive having an entourage."

"So I says to him, I said, "Get your own monkey!""

"Who would have thought my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred. Am I right?"

"[about Snot] He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a "Mississippi leg hound" in 'im. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish."

"Brian Doyle-Murray - Mr. Frank Shirley"

"Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Margo Chester"

"Nicholas Guest - Todd Chester"

"Mae Questel - Aunt Bethany (final role)"

"William Hickey - Uncle Lewis"

"Ellen Hamilton Latzen - Cousin Ruby Sue Johnson"

"Cody Burger - Cousin Rocky Johnson"

"Miriam Flynn - Cousin Catherine Johnson"

"Randy Quaid - Cousin Edward "Eddie" Johnson"

"Doris Roberts - Frances Smith"

"E.G. Marshall - Art Smith"

"Diane Ladd - Nora Griswold"

"John Randolph - Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Sr."

"Johnny Galecki - Russell 'Rusty/Russ' Griswold"

"Juliette Lewis - Audrey Griswold"

"Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold"

"Chevy Chase - Clark Wilhelm "Sparky" Griswold, Jr."

"There's No Place Like Home for a Holiday!"

"Yule crack up!"

"Clark W. Griswold, Sr.: [extreme close-up] SQUIRREL!!!"