First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Diane Ladd - Flo"
"Billy Green Bush - Donald"
"Kris Kristofferson - David"
"Alfred Lutter - Tommy"
"Ellen Burstyn - Alice Hyatt"
"Valerie Curtin - Vera"
"Harvey Keitel - Ben"
"You kiss me where the sun don't shine."
"I could lay under you, eat fried chicken and do a crossword puzzle at the same time, that's how much you bother me."
"Wendy Crewson - Susan Evans"
"You're not going to die, Mom. I promise... You're not going to die cause I won't let you."
"My mom said she'd always be with me. She chose your mom as a way of coming back, but I guess it would be hard for you to understand that. But it's true. She's my mother now."
"[narrating; last line] Henry is gone, and the rest of us are safe. But sometimes- late at night- I find myself thinking... not about Henry, but about Susan. And wondering. If she had to do it over, would she make the same choice? I guess I'll always wonder... but I know I'll never ask."
"[taunting Mark as he's hanging, about to fall] If I let you go... do you think you could fly?"
"I promise you something amazing... something you'll never forget. Are you in?"
"You like my sister, don't you? Such a sweet little girl...it'd be too bad if something were to happen to her... like she got hurt... you'd be sad, wouldn't you, Mark? But hey, accidents can happen...just ask my mom about Richard."
"No fair? What do you think this is, a game?"
"Hey, Mark. Don't fuck with me."
"You really thought I was going to jump, huh? I guess you don't know me very well, Mom."
"In a quiet town...In a comfortable home...In a perfect body...Evil can be as close as someone you love."
"Visiting the relatives isn't always a treat."
"Das böse hat viele gesichter (Evil has many faces) (German DVD)"
"El mal tiene muchas caras (Evil has many faces) (Spanish DVD)"
"A gonosz igazi arca (The true face of evil) (Hungarian DVD)"
"Evil has many faces"
"Macaulay Culkin - Henry Evans"
"Elijah Wood - Mark Evans"
"David Morse - Jack"
"Daniel Hugh Kelly - Wallace Evans"
"Jacqueline Brookes - Alice Davenport"
"Quinn Culkin - Connie Evans"
"This is the circus of Dr. Lao. We show you things that you don't know. Oh, we spare no pains and we spare no dough. Oh, we want to give you one hell of a show! And youth may come and age may go, But no more circuses like this show."
"Douglas Fowley — Toothless Cowboy"
"Chubby Johnson — Fat Cowboy"
"Dal McKennon — Lean Cowboy"
"Royal Dano -- Lucas. Stark's henchman"
"Frank Cady — Mayor James Sargent"
"Lee Patrick — Mrs. Cassin"
"John Ericson — Ed Cunningham"
"Arthur O'Connell — Clint Stark"
"Kevin Tate — Mike Benedict"
"Barbara Eden — Angela Benedict"
"Tony Randall — Dr. Lao, Apollonius of Tyana, many other roles"
"Which face will the wily doctor reveal to you?"
"Bolt the doors! Lock the windows! Dr. Lao's coming to town!"
"Enter The Fabulous World of Dr. Lao... Whose Wonders Never Cease!"
"Merlin: Tricks? Gadzooks, Madam, these are not tricks! I do magic. I — I create, I transpose, I transubstantiate, I break up, I recombine — but I never trick!"
"Apollonius of Tyana: I only read futures; I don't evaluate them."
"All those stories about me, they're lies. I'm not a bank robber or a cattle rustler, and I've never kicked a woman in the stomach even once, really!"
"Now, come on, Doc! What kind of oriental hocus-pocus is going on around here? A circus with no wagons, no animals, no cages? A crazy old magician? What's it all about?"