First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire. I've been around forever. I've met many Marty Mausers over the centuries. Some of them crossed me, some of them weren't straight. They weren't honest. And those are the ones that are still here. You go out and win that game, you're gonna be here forever too. And you'll never be happy. You will never be happy."
"It's every man for himself where I come from. That's just how I grew up."
"Odessa A'zion as Rachel Mizler"
"Ralph Colucci as Lloyd"
"Koto Kawaguchi as Koto Endo"
"Larry 'Ratso' Sloman as Murray Norkin"
"Marinel Tinnirello as Not Marty's Messenger"
"Fran Drescher as Rebecca Mauser"
"Let me ask you something. Do you make money at this little table tennis thing?"
"Timothée Chalamet as Marty Mauser"
"I'm Hitler's worst nightmare."
"It's an original ball for an original guy. It's the Marty Supreme Ball, not the Marty Normal Ball."
"Inspired by true events."
"We have spent these last years disciplining anyone who disagrees with our line on divorce, on birth control, on being gay. While our planet was being destroyed, while inequality grew like a cancer. We worried whether it was alright to speak the Mass in Latin, whether girls should be allowed to be altar servers. We built walls around us, and all the time, all the time, the real danger was inside. Inside with us."
"When no one is to blame, everyone is to blame."
"Taylor Kitsch as Christopher MacKenzie"
"Sam Quinn as Grant McKee"
"Ryan Busch as Dustin DeFord"
"Kenny Miller as Sean Misner"
"Forrest Fyre as Mayor Worthington"
"Alex Russell as Andrew Ashcraft"
"Ralph Alderman as Evaluator Hayes"
"Scott Foxx as Travis Carter"
"Thad Luckinbill as Scott Norris"
"Dylan Kenin as Robert Caldwell"
"Jenny Gabrielle as Desiree Steed"
"Miles Teller as Brendan McDonough"
"Barbie Robertson as Marsena Thurston"
"Jade Kammerman as Stephanie Turbyfill"
"Jeff Bridges as Duane Steinbrink"
"Jennifer Connelly as Amanda Marsh"
"Howard Ferguson Jr. as Brian Ferguson"
"Scott Haze as Clayton Whitted"
"Ryan Jason Cook as William Warneke"
"Michael McNulty as Kevin Woyjeck"
"Brandon Bunch as Garret Zuppiger"
"Geoff Stults as Travis Turbyfill"
"Brytnee Ratledge as Juliann Ashcraft"
"Jake Picking as Anthony Rose"
"James Badge Dale as Jesse Steed"
"It should've been me. He was better than me. They were all better than me!"
"The world's full of people taking chances."
"Josh Brolin as Eric Marsh"
"Natalie Hall as Natalie Johnson"
"Nicholas Jenks as John Percin Jr."
"Andie MacDowell as Marvel Steinbrink"
"Ben Hardy as Wade Parker"
"Rachel Singer as Brendan's mother"
"Matthew Van Wettering as Joe Thurston"
"Pell James as Claire Caldwell"