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April 10, 2026
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"Toni Ann Gisondi - Molly"
"Rosanne Sorrentino - Pepper"
"April Lerman - Kate"
"Robin Ignico - Duffy"
"Lucie Stewart - July"
"Peter Marhsall - Bert Healy"
"Irving Metzman - Mr. Jules Bundles"
"Ken Swofford - Weasel"
"I. M. Hobson - Drake"
"Colleen Zenk - Mavis Ray"
"Lu Leonard - Mrs. Pugh"
"Victor Griffin - Saunders"
"Jerome Collamore - Frick"
"Jon Richards - Frack"
"Quvenzhané Wallis — Annie"
"Scarlett Benchley — Sakana"
"Rihanna — The Moon Goddess"
"Ashton Kutcher — Simon Goodspeed"
"Mila Kunis — Andrea Alvin"
"Katy Perry — Herself"
"George Clooney — Himself"
"Sia — Animal Care and Control Volunteer"
"Bobby Moynihan — Guy in Bar"
"Patricia Clarkson — Focus Group Woman"
"Michael J. Fox — Himself"
"Marti the Dog — Sandy"
"Stephanie Kurtzuba — Mrs. Kovacevic"
"Mike Birbiglia — The Social Services Inspector"
"Tracie Thoms — Annie's Fake Mother"
"Dorian Missick — Annie's Fake Father"
"Amanda Troya — Pepper"
"Eden Duncan-Smith — Isabella"
"Nicolette Pierini — Mia"
"Zoe Colletti — Tessie"
"David Zayas — Lou"
"Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje — Nash"
"Bobby Cannavale — Guy"
"Rose Byrne — Grace"
"Cameron Diaz — Hannigan"
"Jamie Foxx — Mr. Stacks"
"[to Mia] You rang?"
"That everything means nothing. You're fired."
"All I want is a room somewhere, Far away from the cold night air. With one enormous chair, Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?"
"Eliza? Where the devil are my slippers?"
"If the Higgins oxygen burns up her little lungs, let her seek some stuffiness that suits her! She's an owl sickened by a few days of my sunshine! Very well, let her go - I can do without her. I can do without anyone! I have my own soul, my own spark of divine fire!"
"Damn Mrs Pearce, damn the coffee, and damn you! And damn my own folly for having lavished my hard-earned knowledge, and the treasure of my regard and intimacy, on a heartless guttersnipe!"
"It's about filling up the deepest cut that separates class from class and soul from soul."
"I find the moment that a woman makes friends with me, she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious and a damned nuisance. And I find the moment that I make friends with a woman, I become selfish and tyrannical. So here I am – a confirmed old bachelor, and likely to remain so."
"Eliza, you are to stay here for the next six months learning to speak beautifully, like a lady in a florist's shop. At the end of six months you will be taken to an embassy ball in a carriage, beautifully dressed. If the king finds out you are not a lady, you will be taken to the Tower of London, where your head will be cut off as a warning to other presumptuous flower girls! If you are not found out, you shall be given a present of... uh... seven and six to start life within a lady's shop. If you refuse this offer, you will be the most ungrateful, wicked girl, and the angels will weep for you."
"She's so deliciously low, so horribly dirty!"