"It's excitement all the way as Steven Spielberg and Richard Donner, the makers of 'Indiana Jones', 'Gremlins' and 'Superman', combine forces to create the Family Adventure of the year!"

"The pirates map, The villainous crooks, The underground caverns, The booby traps, the skeletons, The monster, the lost treasure, and the magic that is... THE GOONIES"

"They call themselves "The Goonies." The secret caves. The old lighthouse. The lost map. The treacherous traps. The hidden treasure. And Sloth... Join the adventure."

"Sloth love Chunk!"

"Ma, you've been bad!"

"HEY YOU GUYS!!!"

"Rocky Road."

"Ruth, Ruth, Ruth! Baby Ruth!"

"Chocolate!"

"Sloth. You're gonna live with me now. I'm gonna take care of ya. 'Cause I love ya."

"[pointing the Sheriff to the Fratellis while trying to spare Sloth] These are the bad guys! Those are the bad guys!"

"[introducing Sloth to his friends] Sloth, this is the guys. Guys, this is Sloth."

"Captain Chunk says, let's get the hell out of here!"

"Geez, mister. You're even hungrier than I am."

"[meeting Sloth for the first time] H-H-Hi, sir. My name's Lawrence. Sometimes people call me Chunk."

"[when the Fratellis are overrun by bats accidentally released by Brand; calling out to Mikey] Hey, Mikey, if you can hear me, RUN! RUN! They're comin' after you!"

"Everything. Okay, I'll talk. In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew school play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edith down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... [sobbing] Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids. And then, once during lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out! But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up fake puke at home, and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: [starts imitating vomiting sounds] - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started gettin' sick and throwin' up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

"We went over to Mikey's dad's place, and we found a map that said that underneath this place there's buried treasure."

"[after finding somebody he thinks can help him] Look, mister, I need a ride (to the police station). My friends and I just had a run-in with these really disgusting people, you might've heard of 'em, the Fratellis. We found their hideout. Could you please, please take me to the sheriff's station? I can describe all three of them. [the driver turns out to be Jake Fratelli]"

"I like the dark, I love the dark. But I hate nature, I hate nature!"

"I'm not kidding! LOOK IN THE WINDOW!"

"[stuck in the freezer with a dead FBI agent] Guys, I'm stuck with the stiff! He's in here! [the dead body falls on him; he tries to prop the body back up] Stay. Stay. Guys, come here! He's in here! [the dead body falls on him again]"

"[opens the freezer to see a dead FBI agent] It's a STIFF!"

"See you guys, you never listen to me. I said there was gonna be trouble, but you didn't listen to me. You guys are crazy. You know you guys are self-destructive. There's a funny farm that has your names written all over it! But I'm gettin' outta here. But... I smell ice cream."

"Mikey, this ain't the kinda place you wanna go to the bathroom in. [Mama Fratelli: Why not?] Because they might have daddy longlegs in 'em."

"[finding the Fratellis' Jeep in the garage] ORV. [notices some bullet holes] Bullet holes. [shocked in horror] Bullet holes?!"

"I don't wanna go on any more of your crazy Goonie adventures."

"Hey, Mike found a map."

"Data's quite tired of falling, and Data's tired of skeletons!"

"That's what I said, booty traps!"

"Holy S-H-I-T!"

"Fifty Dollar Bill!!!"

"Pinchers of Peril! Hey guys, I've been saved by my Pinchers of Peril!"

"Brand, God put that rock there for a purpose... and, um... I'm not so sure you should, um... move it..."

"[after finding a load of coins on the ground; Mouth thinks one shows Martin Sheen] Martin Sheen? That's President Kennedy, you idiot! [Mouth: Well, same difference! I mean, he played Kennedy once.] Oh, that's really smart. I'm glad you're using your brain. [Mouth: Yeah, well at least I have a brain!] You're so stupid, Mouth. [Mouth: Oh, yeah?] Yes. Shut up!"

"[to Andi] COME ON, come on! Where are you? You're in the clouds and we are in a basement!"