"[explaining the purpose of the D.A.R.] In the D.A.R., we all share our most secret dreams of what we want to be. You see, most of the girls here at Miss Godard's, they've got all the opportunities to become something: a good upbringing, a great education, they're loaded. But in ten years they'll all be married with three kids and two cars and a Colonial and a collie—they're finished. That's why it's called a finishing school. But we—the D.A.R.—have other plans for ourselves."

"Gaby Hoffmann – Odette “Odie” Sinclair"

"Right. Just imagine, we'll have to wash our hair every night. We'll have to sleep on rollers til our scalps bleed. Then we'll have to get up at six every morning for the comb out. Your lungs will be lined with hairspray. Then you need all this equipment to push up the tits and blitz the zits and spray the pits! Then you stagger into class and you look perfect but you're exhausted, you're too tired to even think but that's okay the teachers they won't call on you anyway, also you don't want to be smarter than the boys. They don't like that, so to wake yourself up you drink some coffee at lunch but don't eat the food. You'll be on a permanent diet!"

"Robin Dunne – Todd Winslow"

"No more little white gloves."

"Up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush."

"Shawn Ashmore – St. Ambrose photographer"

"Mary Beth Peil - Charlie Sway."

"Elizabeth Peña - Marlena."

"Jack Falahee - Jimmy."

"Isabelle McNally - Isadora."

"It's easier to lose a father than a son."

"Rory Culkin - Ollie."

"Robert Sheehan - Nikolai."

"Brian Dennehy - Hal Sway."

"Anna Shields as Heather."

"Are you trying to come to the party tonight at The Cab? You should come; I'm really into creeps."

"Jim O'Heir as Art."

"Steve Eastin as Shark's Manager."

"Brad Hunt as Carnie."

"Jim Caviezel as Dizzy."

"Jack Warden as Chubb."

"Bill Cobbs as Tipton."

"Heroes come in all shapes and sizes."

"Matt LeBlanc as Jack "Deuce" Cooper."

"Jay Caputo and Denise Cheshire as Ed."

"Minor league. Major friendship."

"I am going to spank that monkey!"

"[to a spider] Hey Charlotte, where's Wilbur? [cut to his mom serving up ham] Wilbur, mom you didn't."

"Jayne Brook as Lydia."

"[as Ed's trying to get in the house pretending to need the bathroom] How dumb do I look? You wanted to play hardball remember? There's a sandbox down there so go pee your socks off, and quit banging on the door. [closes the door and Ed breaks it down] What the...?"

"Doren Fein as Liz."

"David O'Hara as The Welshman"

"Makenzie Vega as Chloe"