Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

"Robert Capron - Rowley Jefferson"

"Rachael Harris - Susan Heffley"

"Steve Zahn - Frank Heffley"

"Connor and Owen Fielding - Manny Heffley"

"Peyton List - Holly Hills"

"Fran Kranz - Bill Walter"

"Karan Brar - Chirag Gupta"

"Grayson Russell - Fregley"

"Laine MacNeil - Patty Farrell"

"[repeated line] Zoo-wee-mama!"

"So, wanna play Twisted Wizard?"

"hey greg wanna come over and play?"

"She's a girl! Where do I grab her?"

"[after getting teased by Quentin] Right now, I have to take abuse from these morons. But in twenty years, Quentin here will be workin' for me."

"Thank God there are a few normal people or this place would be a total freak show."

"Let me just say for the record that I think middle school may be the dumbest idea ever invented."

"Connor Fielding and Owen Fielding – Manny Heffley"

"Laine MacNeil – Patty Farrell"

"Grayson Russel – Fregley"

"Karan Brar – Chirag Gupta"

"Chloë Grace Moretz – Angie Steadman"

"Steve Zahn – Frank Heffley"

"Rachel Harris – Susan Heffley"

"Devon Bostick – Rodrick Heffley"

"Robert Capron – Rowley Jefferson"

"Zachary Gordon as Greg Heffley"

"It's not a movie, it's a survival guide."

"It's not a diary, it's a movie!"

"Wimp is in!"

"How to be wimp cool."

"I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons."

"What? [Greg run offs. Rowley holds onto to Rodrick's leg to stop him] Let go, baby hippo!"

"[to Rowley] Beat it."

"It's the bass solo, Turd Burglar! Don't you know anything about music? Listen, I came here to get a new drumstick, and now Greg, since Mom and Dad are gone, I'm going to kill you. Literally kill you!"

"What did I tell you would happen if you ever went into my room again?"

"So, look. Mom asked me to give you some advice about middle school. It's real simple: don't talk to anyone, don't look at anyone, don't go anywhere, don't sit down, don't raise your hand, don't go to the bathroom, don't get noticed, don't choose the wrong locker, don't... [sighs] Who am I kidding? You'll be dead or homeschooled by the end of the year anyway. [patting Greg's head] And don't be seen with Rowley."

"Alex Ferris as Collin Lee"

"Andrew McNee – Coach Malone"

"Rob LaBelle – Mr. Winsky"

"Alf Humphreys – Mr. Jefferson"

"Belita Moreno – Mrs. Norton"

"Harrison Houde – Darren Walsh"

"You know, Patty? One day you'll wake up and all the things you thought were important won't be anymore."

"You rejected the school paper, but you joined the Safety Patrol? Are you working your way down the evolutionary ladder?"

"It's completely barbaric. This place is an intellectual wasteland, but it's nice to meet a person more interested in his mind than his body."

"Can I wrestle with somebody Good Now?"

"Don't make me beat you up again!"

"[grunts] Come on! What are you waiting for, huh? Don't be such a wuss, Heffley. Make your move!"

"Wanna have a tickle fight?"

"I guess this is where all the cool guys hang out."