"Meat eating orchids forgive no one just yet Cut myself on angel hair and baby's breath Broken hymen of your highness, I'm left black Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back."

"Teenage angst has paid off well Now I'm bored and old."

"It's OK to eat fish 'Cos they don't have any feelings"

"I love myself better than you I know it's wrong, so what should I do?"

"With eyes so dilated I've become your pupil"

"Chew your meat for you pass it back and forth in a passionate kiss from my mouth to yours i like you"

"One baby to another says I'm lucky to have met you"

"Just because you're paranoid Don't mean they're not after you."

"She's just as bored as me she caught me off my guard it amazes me, the will of instinct"

"Polly wants a cracker Think I should get off her first Think she wants some water To put out the blow torch."

"I'm so happy 'Cause today I found my friends They're in my head. I'm so ugly, that's okay 'Cause so are you, Broke our mirrors."

"Come as you are, as you were As I want you to be As a trend, as a friend, as a known enemy Take your time, hurry up The choice is yours, don't be late."

"We can have some more nature is a whore bruises on the fruit tender age in bloom"

"He's the one Who likes all our pretty songs And he likes to sing along And he likes to shoot his gun But he knows not what it means."

"Sell the kids for food weather changes moods spring is here again reproductive glands"

"I found it hard, It was hard to find Oh well, whatever, never mind."

"I'm worst at what I do best"

"A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido."

"With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid, and contagious Here we are now, entertain us."

"Load up on guns, bring your friends."

"Thank you, dear God For putting me on this Earth I feel very privileged In debt for my thirst"

"Yes I eat cow I am not proud."

"She loves him more than he will ever know He loves her more than he will ever show"

"The lady whom I feel maternal love for Cannot look me in the eyes But I see hers and they are blue And they cock and twist and masturbate."

"I need an easy friend I do, with an ear to lend."

"I am not well read, but when I do read, I read well. [p. 124]"

"When I hear the term Right wing I think of Hitler and Satan and Civil war. [p. 259]"

"Birds...scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth. They know the truth. Screaming bloody murder all over the world in our ears, but sadly we don't speak bird. [p. 224]"

"I mean it seems like there are only two options for songwriters [sic] personalities either theyre [sic] sad, tragic visionaries like morrissey or michael stipe or robert smith or theres [sic] the goofy, nutty white boy, Hey lets party and forget everything people like Van Halen or all that other Heavy metal crap. [p. 44]"

"Why in the hell do journalists insist on coming up with a second rate Freudian evaluation on my lyrics when 90% of the time they've transcribed the lyrics incorrectly? [p. 190]"