"Those boys have really done their homework! Where do you think they're getting their intel? You think Barbara told them? Those sidekicks of yours! A teeny tiny bit of torture, and they're all "Please make it stop, I'll tell all Batman's secrets! Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!""

"[talking about Raymond Underhill] Tut tut tut. Breaking the law for a noble cause? He's nowhere near rich enough to get away with that!"

"All these years later, and I've still got a soft spot for little Barbara Gordon. Fortunately, mine's not right between the vertebrae!"

"[talking about Firefly] Ah, third degree burns. The cracked, leathery skin; that delightful, waxy sheen. If I had to choose, I think burns would be my favourite scar tissue. Well, burns and mental scars, right Bruce?"

"[talking about Professor Pyg] Now, old pig-face here, total lunatic. Far too good for this place. Don't worry, you'll be the first one I let out."

"The army was never my idea. I prefer a more intimate approach. Twisting the blade, warm blood running over my hand. Next time, compadre, next time."

"[after Batman's unmasking] I don't care who you are. You're dying just the same."

"When a man earns my respect, that means I do not rest. I devote all of my energy, everything I have... to killing him!"

"Bats? Bats?! BAAAATS?!?"

"What happened, Batman? You used to put up a fight."

"It's been a long rivalry, Bat. But this is the only way it could end."

"He's no better than the creep who killed your parents."

"Shame about the car. I would have kept it when I was finished with you."

"I did ask if it came in black, but then I thought... Ah, you'd just get all jealous."

"I did it... Cornered you. Did what nobody else could. All these years, all your enemies... but none of them understand you like I do. You think Crane found Oracle on his own? I'm the one that told him about Barbara. Me! Told you I knew everything about you, didn't I? But don't worry Bruce. I kept some secrets to myself."

"How long did it take you before replacing me? A month? A WEEK?! I trusted you, and you just left me to die!"

"[as he is in lockup] So many lives in here, so many marks to carve in my flesh."

"[after Batman's unmasking] I wanted to help people, but Gotham wouldn't let me. Good men don't last here, Bruce. Not when everybody knows who they are."

"Come on, hero! Let's see if you can keep up with me!"

"[talking about Raymond Underhill] Hey, I think prison's going to be the making of this one, Batsy. A few jailhouse tatts, gang initiations, drug abuse. He'll come out a full fledged criminal. Just what Gotham needs."

"[talking about Firefly] Look, Garfield, fire's great and all. But what about acid? Electricity? PLIERS?! Come on! Open your mind, man!"

"Promethea: Don't worry, some symbols always means the same thing...and the archetype of wisdom is eternal."

"Mayor Sonny Baskerville is currently stalling any investigation by demanding separate hearings for each of his forty two personalities. This is TEXTure."

"I am Promethea, the child who stands Between fixed earth and insubstantial air, a dream thought who yet treads matter's rain-swept strands, And mortals are the sandals that I wear. I am Promethea. From Mind’s pure light I stoop into Earth's dark gloom, From Fables’ day Descending into Facts’ cold weighty night, From lyric atmospheres to mammal clay. I am Promethea, the rumored one, The mythic bough that Reason strains to bend. I am that voice left, once the book is done... I am the dream that waking does not end."

"Andras: You ask alot of questions, bitch. Too bad the rules say we gotta answer 'em. Goetia means howling. It's the chittering of a billion insects in the night. It's what it sounds like where we live."

"Jim Ward as Femur's Lawyer"

"Jason Miller as Axe Fireman, Liquor Store Owner"

"Lex Lang as Rescued Man"

"Gary Anthony Sturgis as Silk"

"Gwendoline Yeo as Lola Chong"

"James Arnold Taylor as Mr. Hudson, Store Owner"

"Tara Strong as Young Bruce Wayne, Michelle, Anchor Trish, Kevin Ridley, Elsie, Kid"

"James Patrick Stuart as Murray, Governor Mahoney, Voiceover Radio"

"Jim Wise as Femur"

"Jim Meskimen as General Briggs, President"

"Yuri Lowenthal as Son of Batman, Rookie Police Officer"

"Bruce Timm as Thomas Wayne, Hydrant Fireman"

"Maurice LaMarche as Dr. Herbert Willing, Anchor Tom"

"Greg Eagles as Mackie, Ben Derrick"

"Townsend Coleman as Morrie, Fat Abner"

"Danny Jacobs as Merkel"

"Carlos Alazraqui as Hernando, Congressman Noches"

"Grey DeLisle as Anchorwoman Carla, Sarah Essen Gordon"

"Rob Paulsen as Rob, Robber"

"Frank Welker as Mayor Stevenson, Weatherman, Lieutenant O'Halloran"

"Cathy Cavadini as Joanie"

"Andy Richter as Frank"

"Richard Doyle as Mayor of Gotham City"

"Dee Bradley Baker as Don"

"Conan O'Brien as David Endochrine"