"[after being captured] How many times have we done this, Batman? You put us behind bars, only for us to escape. Your life is meaningless! A charade!"

"[after Batman's unmasking] Maybe you should think about changing your face? I've got a few ideas..."

"He's back again the white rabbit's head. Will you help him Alice or kill him dead?"

"[after being captured] Satisfaction is short-lived. Enjoy it while you can, because the next time we meet... you die!"

"[in a "Game Over" screen] Now, to be fair, Catwoman, in cat years you had a very good run!"

"[after Batman's unmasking] Well, well, well, would you Adam and Eve it! Bruce bloody Wayne and Batman. The two people I hate most in the world, standing right in front of me!"

"[in a "Game Over" screen] I did it! I ACTUALLY DID IT...! I mean, of course I did. Good! As expected!"

"[after Batman's unmasking] I've never forgiven you, Wayne. The Cobblepots should be running this city, not your stinking family!"

"[after Batman's unmasking] You may have everyone in here fooled with your little "Bruce Wayne" charade, but not me, Batman. You'll never fool me!"

"[to Professor Pyg] Please cease with these mindless inanities. It is beneath my brilliance to be cooped up with one so clearly insane."

"[after Batman's unmasking] My old man lost all that money and who did he take it out on? Muggin's here! Shipped me off to that poxy boarding school."

"[to Azrael] Your faith in mindless superstition is as misplaced as your desire to emulate Gotham's overrated defender, you outdated eleventh century anachronism!"

"[in his interview tapes] Right, okay. Riddlerbot memory formatted, adaptive AI algorithms uploaded, joints oiled. Now, ahem... give my creation LIFE! [no sound] ARGH! DAMMIT! Useless hunk of dead metal! Do you want to become a semi-automated theme park mannequin?! Because that's the fate in store for you!"

"[after being captured] Locked in here, surrounded by inferior minds... I can almost feel them sucking the intelligence out of me!"

"[upon his final defeat, being locked away in Batman's mind forever] NO, BRUCE! DON'T LEAVE ME! PLEASE!... I need you...!"

"[after being captured] You must be so pleased with yourself. I expect that cowl-clad cranium is fit to burst!"

"[as he is in lockup] So many lives in here, so many marks to carve in my flesh."

"[after being captured] Don't worry, Batman, I will come back from this. You see, I'm blessed with the capacity for self-improvement - sadly something you lack. It would be nice if your intellect could move beyond its bestial beginnings, but alas, taking the bat out of the cave is far easier than taking the cave out of the bat."

"[meeting Azrael in prison] Nobody said this was fancy dress!"

"Sorry Alice it's not yet time. Another page and I'll make you mine."

"Well, that's what I get for betting it all on black."

"I am the Comeback King! The Clown Prince of Chaos! The Jester of Genocide!"

"[talking about the Penguin] And to think this guy was my nemesis back in Arkham City. Oh, don't look at me like that, Bats. I do have a life outside you! I used to anyway."

"[sees a portrait of Batman carrying his dead body] Ah, good times. [sees his corpse being put into a crematorium for cremation] Ooh, crispy! I outgrew that body anyway. Trying to tell me something, Bats? I'm not dead! I've never been so alive! [comes upon his grave and the headpiece falls off] Oh, wait a minute. This… This isn't my grave. Oh, no, no, no, it's too small. It's all overgrown. Where's the head? It's... Oh, right. I get it. They forgot about me. Very funny, Bats, but it's not going to happen."

"[taking over Batman's body] Look at me! I'm amazing! And this body… I can't believe how strong it is!"

"[when Batman goes to rescue Nightwing from the Penguin] You're actually going to save him, aren't you? You should leave him, he deserves it, going off on his own like that. He doesn't respect you, Bats. Never has!"

"This is how it happened. This is how the Joker died."

"[talking about the Penguin] Don't be fooled, Bats! Underneath that short, fat, hideous exterior.... there's an icky, fishy, teddy bear wating to get out!"

"I've had an idea, Bats. PRETEND to get stuck on Riddler's next challenge, and then, just when he thinks he can die happy, break his little question mark-shaped heart."

"[talking about Two-Face] So how's it hanging, Harv? Colour me insensitive, but I've always wanted to ask; did EVERYTHING get split down the middle?"

"[talking about Deathstroke] So at what point does World's Greatest Assassin become false advertising?"

"[talking about Two-Face] Oh, Bats, you just bring out the best in everyone! Your enemies, your friends- even your bestest frenemies like Harv, here: he's at least halfway interesting these days, and it's all thanks to you."

"[talking about Firefly] Look, Garfield, fire's great and all. But what about acid? Electricity? PLIERS?! Come on! Open your mind, man!"

"[when Nightwing gets kidnapped by the Penguin] It's happening again, Bats. First you got Jason Todd killed. Now old Dick's about to meet his maker. I know what you're thinking, and you're right. This is all your fault! [chuckles] You should come with a health warning, you know that!"

"When I get out of here, I'll write my name in blood on every street corner! I'll carve it on every corpse! I'll... I'll... NO ONE'S FORGETTING ME! Now, how do I get out of here?"

"[talking about Deathstroke] Gather round, kiddies! Uncle Slade's got another tale from the trenches. Ask him to tell the one about the mass grave. Ho, ho. It's a hoot!"

"[talking about Deacon Blackfire] You gotta hand it to Deacon Blackbeard: anything that gets the homeless working should be encouraged!"

"[talking about Man-Bat] His wife, your parents - what is it about dead relatives that turn you into a flying rodent?"

"[talking about Deacon Blackfire] y'think this Blackfire's a real priest, Batsy? I'ts just, I owe Gotham Church an apology for that incident with the hydrochloric holy water. Ho, ho! That was one hell of a baptism!"

"[talking about Man-Bat] The look on your face when you saw him! Who'd thought it? The big, bad Batman, scared of his own reflection?"

"I've just realized! All those times I threatened to kill Bruce Wayne, kidnap Bruce Wayne, blow up Wayne Manor, I was really threatening you! Oh, Bats... If I'd have known, I would have -- let's face it -- try harder."

"[talking about Azrael] I'm digging the suit. He's giving you a run for your money, Bats!"

"[after Man-Bat is restored to Kirk Lankstrom] It just occurred to me. Kirby-baby didn't have a choice, but you actually choose to be a flying rodent! It's genius!"

"[talking about Azrael] Now this guy knows how to do it. He kills bad guys. You need to step up!"

"[referring to Barbara's kidnapping] Now that I think about it, how did Scarecrow know to go after your IT department? I mean, I had no idea she worked for you when I shot her, I just got lucky. Seriously! I was aiming for her head."

"I can see why you like it up here, Bats. Gives you time to ponder the really big questions. Like "Is Oracle dead?" "Is it all my fault?" "Who's going to die next?" [laughs] Now let's get down there and find out!"

"[talking about Professor Pyg] He's sicker than me 'n' Harley's honeymoon tapes but I think he's onto something. What do we say we get him to chisel a smile on that face of yours?"

"Those boys have really done their homework! Where do you think they're getting their intel? You think Barbara told them? Those sidekicks of yours! A teeny tiny bit of torture, and they're all "Please make it stop, I'll tell all Batman's secrets! Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!""

"All these years later, and I've still got a soft spot for little Barbara Gordon. Fortunately, mine's not right between the vertebrae!"

"[talking about Firefly] Ah, third degree burns. The cracked, leathery skin; that delightful, waxy sheen. If I had to choose, I think burns would be my favourite scar tissue. Well, burns and mental scars, right Bruce?"